"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Climax

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lehoo... zaheeer!

*yawn*


I'm flattered that i am the centre of attention here, but seriouly, if you guys are THAT bored, then go out and DO something:rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Happiness Renewed

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bikker, maybe if you had put your "lol" after your jokes in caps(LOL). The joke would have been funnier. Everyone likes people who laugh at their own jokes, you should do it more.
 
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Originally posted by BigWillyStyle
aequitas(your name is very annoying how you made it) you racked up 595 posts and you've been here for only one month. Idle hands to the extreme.
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He has been here for only a few weeks and his on his way to passing my post count!! The bastard is not human - he must be a machine - a human typewriter!!

For being only 18 years old he has a lot to say - I guess he has one of those "helping" personalities and feels that he is doing his duty!

I hope you break my post count record Aequitas! Go for it!!
 
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If a woman said that to me, i'd probably say something like: Well do you know ANYONE? because I'm pretty sure the only way we get to know anyone is by meeting them at some point first.

but i don't know if that'd be affective..
 
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Originally posted by Happiness Renewed
bikker, maybe if you had put your "lol" after your jokes in caps(LOL). The joke would have been funnier. Everyone likes people who laugh at their own jokes, you should do it more.
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I'll throw that into my 'things to do list' LOL. How was that?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nightspark

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dude seriously u tried to pick up an exchange student or somethig becasue that's the wierdest grammer ive read in a long time and reminds me of this asian girl i tried to pick up on a train. i wouldve had more of a chance getting struck in the head by a meteorite than getting her number...

anyways dude foreign ppl are a new diff frontier especially if they are used to their culture and find it alien that strangers go up to them to talk to them, there's some sersious conditioning going down on her side (Never talk to strangers bla bla bla)... and yeah i'd use what Mixmaster said about how the hell can she meet ppl if they are not strangers at 1st?! it's like society somehow came togther by ppl meeting other thru friends... wierd
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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
He has been here for only a few weeks and his on his way to passing my post count!! The bastard is not human - he must be a machine - a human typewriter!!

For being only 18 years old he has a lot to say - I guess he has one of those "helping" personalities and feels that he is doing his duty!

I hope you break my rpost count record Aequitas! Go for it!!
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You´re hilarious. :p
 
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