"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lehoo... zaheeer!

*yawn*


I'm flattered that i am the centre of attention here, but seriouly, if you guys are THAT bored, then go out and DO something:rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Happiness Renewed

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bikker, maybe if you had put your "lol" after your jokes in caps(LOL). The joke would have been funnier. Everyone likes people who laugh at their own jokes, you should do it more.
 
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Originally posted by BigWillyStyle
aequitas(your name is very annoying how you made it) you racked up 595 posts and you've been here for only one month. Idle hands to the extreme.
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He has been here for only a few weeks and his on his way to passing my post count!! The bastard is not human - he must be a machine - a human typewriter!!

For being only 18 years old he has a lot to say - I guess he has one of those "helping" personalities and feels that he is doing his duty!

I hope you break my post count record Aequitas! Go for it!!
 
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If a woman said that to me, i'd probably say something like: Well do you know ANYONE? because I'm pretty sure the only way we get to know anyone is by meeting them at some point first.

but i don't know if that'd be affective..
 
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Originally posted by Happiness Renewed
bikker, maybe if you had put your "lol" after your jokes in caps(LOL). The joke would have been funnier. Everyone likes people who laugh at their own jokes, you should do it more.
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I'll throw that into my 'things to do list' LOL. How was that?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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dude seriously u tried to pick up an exchange student or somethig becasue that's the wierdest grammer ive read in a long time and reminds me of this asian girl i tried to pick up on a train. i wouldve had more of a chance getting struck in the head by a meteorite than getting her number...

anyways dude foreign ppl are a new diff frontier especially if they are used to their culture and find it alien that strangers go up to them to talk to them, there's some sersious conditioning going down on her side (Never talk to strangers bla bla bla)... and yeah i'd use what Mixmaster said about how the hell can she meet ppl if they are not strangers at 1st?! it's like society somehow came togther by ppl meeting other thru friends... wierd
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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
He has been here for only a few weeks and his on his way to passing my post count!! The bastard is not human - he must be a machine - a human typewriter!!

For being only 18 years old he has a lot to say - I guess he has one of those "helping" personalities and feels that he is doing his duty!

I hope you break my rpost count record Aequitas! Go for it!!
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You´re hilarious. :p
 
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