"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dealing with an orbiting c*ck blocker

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Tomo

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Tips guys?

He's been friend zoned and obsessed with this HB for a year or so now but the doors still closed on him. Bloke doesn't like me much because I will chat to anyone and have funand this girl responds lots. Lately I've noticed if I'm at a social gathering and if we strike up a conversation, the dude will appear in less than a minute, but into conversation and I've got no time for that so I move on.

The last time annoyed me quite a bit but as I was not looking to game but to enjoy a good conversation so I've decided I'm not backing down next time.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Say to the chick "Tic-toc I want to rock you like the eighties. C0ck block it isn't allowed" while pointing at the orbiter.
 
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skinnyguy

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Try to set him up with somebody. If he finds some puss of his own, he might stop bothering you.
 
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dasein

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Ask her out. When he starts shadowing you on your dates with this girl, THEN you will have grounds for complaint (and maybe a TRO). Every single HB you will ever meet in your life has orbiting CBs... whether you can see them or not, rest assured they are there, know about you, and are sticking in the knives, sht talking you at every opportunity. Get used to that, it's a given reality you must work around. Ask her out and get her attention, or get used to CBs messing up your fun.
 
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