Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Date with HB10 Tonight In Chicago

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TheLoner said:
HB10 just texted me "I can't wait to see you tonight"
Lol haha okay that's it :down: . Take a screenshot of your phone and put it up !
 

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TheLoner has to have something better to do than make these braindead threads about nothing. I mean really? It lowers my faith in humanity everytime he posts.
 

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Alot of popular people while popular, still have ugly GF's I noticed.

The amount of friends you have, doesn't mean your GF will be better looking, per say.

While I have no friends, I have an HB10 that likes me very very much.

And tonight, I get to parade her in front of my soccer team, because of all the hate they have for me.

That will show them!

My goal in life is to a get a hotter HB than all the people who have snubbed me!!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Kbomb said:
TheLoner has to have something better to do than make these braindead threads about nothing. I mean really? It lowers my faith in humanity everytime he posts.
You're too serious man. TheLoner brings joy and happiness into the world with his entertaining posts.

You go Loner! Let us know how it goes! :cheer:
 

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sageproduct said:
You're too serious man. TheLoner brings joy and happiness into the world with his entertaining posts.

You go Loner! Let us know how it goes! :cheer:

HB10 Texted me "This day seems like it's taking forever.
can't wait to see you, xoxo"
 

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Clearly OP has now crossed the line of subtlety and is now trolling the hell out of us. I wonder how long he'll last. He's not nearly as funny as some of the other trolls.
 

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JoeMarron said:
Clearly OP has now crossed the line of subtlety and is now trolling the hell out of us. I wonder how long he'll last. He's not nearly as funny as some of the other trolls.

I will upload pictures of the HB10 later.
 

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I will upload pictures of the HB10 later.
Lol..make sure she's holding up a piece of paper with the words "I'm with TheLoner" on it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Fvk.

My gf has been flakey the last few days and today she tells me she's going to a soccer game with "friends".

Should I be concerned? I don't want to seem like the jealous type, but my gut tells me something is fishy.
Dude, I think you're frame; she might be stepping out on you. Lets hope she doesn't go out with a loner. :rock:
 

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"Hey Bradley, see that HB10 over there. She's here with me"

"Pssssst" sort of ignores me, and then walks away from me.

a few minutes later, I see Bradley and the HB10 talking.
I observe them from a distance.

Bradley suddenly whips out his phone, for some reason. and
that is my queue to go over there.

I tip Bradley on the shoulder, "excuse me",

I pull the HB10 away and tell her "kiss me".

She grabs the back of my neck, pulls me in, and gives me the most passionate kiss.

Bradley, looks kind of confused. I ask the HB10 what Bradley was asking her.

HB10 says: "He wanted to invite me out for drinks after the game"

We kiss again and she says "go have a good game".

Still, at the end of the day I am still a loner with an HB10.

No one invited me out after the game, and I am still a Loner.
 

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TheLoner said:
"Hey Bradley, see that HB10 over there. She's here with me"

"Pssssst" sort of ignores me, and then walks away from me.

a few minutes later, I see Bradley and the HB10 talking.
I observe them from a distance.

Bradley suddenly whips out his phone, for some reason. and
that is my queue to go over there.

I tip Bradley on the shoulder, "excuse me",

I pull the HB10 away and tell her "kiss me".

She grabs the back of my neck, pulls me in, and gives me the most passionate kiss.

Bradley, looks kind of confused. I ask the HB10 what Bradley was asking her.

HB10 says: "He wanted to invite me out for drinks after the game"

We kiss again and she says "go have a good game".

Still, at the end of the day I am still a loner with an HB10.

No one invited me out after the game, and I am still a Loner.

At least Bradley didn't yank your soccer trunks down as you tried to score the game winning goal in front of the HB10.

Next time you might try to show the HB10 and your soccer team mates how much of a "bad boy" you are by getting a few penalties against you in your next game. They all just might be impressed.

Special Breaking News Bulliten: You aren't a "loner" if you have another person with you (HB10).

You might want to shop your idea for a movie to Hollywood. A comedy based on Soccer. Michael Cera could play the part of you.

The Soccer (svcker)

We bring you our feature presentation: The following events are based on a real life SoSuave thread. :up:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Naughty Ninja said:
Michael Cera could play the part of you.
Idk man, TheLoner always struck me as more of a Leonardo DiCaprio sort of guy :up:
 

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this thread's got WTF written all over it ....lmao
loner i suggest you offer the HB10 for a gangbang to your soccer team...
afterwards they will become your long life friends...trust me , it works
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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