Packers2010
Master Don Juan
i saw this thread and was like wicked... someone got a ten.. then i saw it was the loner and was like.. TROLOLOLOL
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Date with HB10 Tonight In Chicago
- Thread starter TheLoner
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Alot of popular people while popular, still have ugly GF's I noticed.
The amount of friends you have, doesn't mean your GF will be better looking, per say.
While I have no friends, I have an HB10 that likes me very very much.
And tonight, I get to parade her in front of my soccer team, because of all the hate they have for me.
That will show them!
My goal in life is to a get a hotter HB than all the people who have snubbed me!!!
The amount of friends you have, doesn't mean your GF will be better looking, per say.
While I have no friends, I have an HB10 that likes me very very much.
And tonight, I get to parade her in front of my soccer team, because of all the hate they have for me.
That will show them!
My goal in life is to a get a hotter HB than all the people who have snubbed me!!!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
sageproduct
Banned
You're too serious man. TheLoner brings joy and happiness into the world with his entertaining posts.Kbomb said:
You go Loner! Let us know how it goes! :cheer:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
-Gripz-
Don Juan
Dude, I think you're frame; she might be stepping out on you. Lets hope she doesn't go out with a loner. :rock:Danger said:
"Hey Bradley, see that HB10 over there. She's here with me"
"Pssssst" sort of ignores me, and then walks away from me.
a few minutes later, I see Bradley and the HB10 talking.
I observe them from a distance.
Bradley suddenly whips out his phone, for some reason. and
that is my queue to go over there.
I tip Bradley on the shoulder, "excuse me",
I pull the HB10 away and tell her "kiss me".
She grabs the back of my neck, pulls me in, and gives me the most passionate kiss.
Bradley, looks kind of confused. I ask the HB10 what Bradley was asking her.
HB10 says: "He wanted to invite me out for drinks after the game"
We kiss again and she says "go have a good game".
Still, at the end of the day I am still a loner with an HB10.
No one invited me out after the game, and I am still a Loner.
"Pssssst" sort of ignores me, and then walks away from me.
a few minutes later, I see Bradley and the HB10 talking.
I observe them from a distance.
Bradley suddenly whips out his phone, for some reason. and
that is my queue to go over there.
I tip Bradley on the shoulder, "excuse me",
I pull the HB10 away and tell her "kiss me".
She grabs the back of my neck, pulls me in, and gives me the most passionate kiss.
Bradley, looks kind of confused. I ask the HB10 what Bradley was asking her.
HB10 says: "He wanted to invite me out for drinks after the game"
We kiss again and she says "go have a good game".
Still, at the end of the day I am still a loner with an HB10.
No one invited me out after the game, and I am still a Loner.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
TheLoner said:
At least Bradley didn't yank your soccer trunks down as you tried to score the game winning goal in front of the HB10.
Next time you might try to show the HB10 and your soccer team mates how much of a "bad boy" you are by getting a few penalties against you in your next game. They all just might be impressed.
Special Breaking News Bulliten: You aren't a "loner" if you have another person with you (HB10).
You might want to shop your idea for a movie to Hollywood. A comedy based on Soccer. Michael Cera could play the part of you.
The Soccer (svcker)
We bring you our feature presentation: The following events are based on a real life SoSuave thread.
Omerta
Don Juan
This is rich
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
sageproduct
Banned
Idk man, TheLoner always struck me as more of a Leonardo DiCaprio sort of guyNaughty Ninja said:
switch
Master Don Juan
this thread's got WTF written all over it ....lmao
loner i suggest you offer the HB10 for a gangbang to your soccer team...
afterwards they will become your long life friends...trust me , it works
loner i suggest you offer the HB10 for a gangbang to your soccer team...
afterwards they will become your long life friends...trust me , it works
JohnChops
Master Don Juan
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That means you can't be the loner anymore..... Change your name or spend a whole weekend with uncle goundie. Make your choice.....TheLoner said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.