"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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TheLoner said:
HB10 just texted me "I can't wait to see you tonight"
Lol haha okay that's it :down: . Take a screenshot of your phone and put it up !
 

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TheLoner has to have something better to do than make these braindead threads about nothing. I mean really? It lowers my faith in humanity everytime he posts.
 

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Alot of popular people while popular, still have ugly GF's I noticed.

The amount of friends you have, doesn't mean your GF will be better looking, per say.

While I have no friends, I have an HB10 that likes me very very much.

And tonight, I get to parade her in front of my soccer team, because of all the hate they have for me.

That will show them!

My goal in life is to a get a hotter HB than all the people who have snubbed me!!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Kbomb said:
TheLoner has to have something better to do than make these braindead threads about nothing. I mean really? It lowers my faith in humanity everytime he posts.
You're too serious man. TheLoner brings joy and happiness into the world with his entertaining posts.

You go Loner! Let us know how it goes! :cheer:
 

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sageproduct said:
You're too serious man. TheLoner brings joy and happiness into the world with his entertaining posts.

You go Loner! Let us know how it goes! :cheer:

HB10 Texted me "This day seems like it's taking forever.
can't wait to see you, xoxo"
 

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Clearly OP has now crossed the line of subtlety and is now trolling the hell out of us. I wonder how long he'll last. He's not nearly as funny as some of the other trolls.
 

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JoeMarron said:
Clearly OP has now crossed the line of subtlety and is now trolling the hell out of us. I wonder how long he'll last. He's not nearly as funny as some of the other trolls.

I will upload pictures of the HB10 later.
 

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TheLoner said:
I will upload pictures of the HB10 later.
Lol..make sure she's holding up a piece of paper with the words "I'm with TheLoner" on it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Danger said:
Fvk.

My gf has been flakey the last few days and today she tells me she's going to a soccer game with "friends".

Should I be concerned? I don't want to seem like the jealous type, but my gut tells me something is fishy.
Dude, I think you're frame; she might be stepping out on you. Lets hope she doesn't go out with a loner. :rock:
 

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"Hey Bradley, see that HB10 over there. She's here with me"

"Pssssst" sort of ignores me, and then walks away from me.

a few minutes later, I see Bradley and the HB10 talking.
I observe them from a distance.

Bradley suddenly whips out his phone, for some reason. and
that is my queue to go over there.

I tip Bradley on the shoulder, "excuse me",

I pull the HB10 away and tell her "kiss me".

She grabs the back of my neck, pulls me in, and gives me the most passionate kiss.

Bradley, looks kind of confused. I ask the HB10 what Bradley was asking her.

HB10 says: "He wanted to invite me out for drinks after the game"

We kiss again and she says "go have a good game".

Still, at the end of the day I am still a loner with an HB10.

No one invited me out after the game, and I am still a Loner.
 

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TheLoner said:
"Hey Bradley, see that HB10 over there. She's here with me"

"Pssssst" sort of ignores me, and then walks away from me.

a few minutes later, I see Bradley and the HB10 talking.
I observe them from a distance.

Bradley suddenly whips out his phone, for some reason. and
that is my queue to go over there.

I tip Bradley on the shoulder, "excuse me",

I pull the HB10 away and tell her "kiss me".

She grabs the back of my neck, pulls me in, and gives me the most passionate kiss.

Bradley, looks kind of confused. I ask the HB10 what Bradley was asking her.

HB10 says: "He wanted to invite me out for drinks after the game"

We kiss again and she says "go have a good game".

Still, at the end of the day I am still a loner with an HB10.

No one invited me out after the game, and I am still a Loner.

At least Bradley didn't yank your soccer trunks down as you tried to score the game winning goal in front of the HB10.

Next time you might try to show the HB10 and your soccer team mates how much of a "bad boy" you are by getting a few penalties against you in your next game. They all just might be impressed.

Special Breaking News Bulliten: You aren't a "loner" if you have another person with you (HB10).

You might want to shop your idea for a movie to Hollywood. A comedy based on Soccer. Michael Cera could play the part of you.

The Soccer (svcker)

We bring you our feature presentation: The following events are based on a real life SoSuave thread. :up:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Naughty Ninja said:
Michael Cera could play the part of you.
Idk man, TheLoner always struck me as more of a Leonardo DiCaprio sort of guy :up:
 

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this thread's got WTF written all over it ....lmao
loner i suggest you offer the HB10 for a gangbang to your soccer team...
afterwards they will become your long life friends...trust me , it works
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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