"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Date with 19 yr old tomorrow

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This is a funny story. 4 years ago I used to work in this building and the cleaning crew would come in every night, and there was a cute girl on the crew.

So I hit on her and got her # and we went out once. I found out during the date she was only 15!! Believe me she looked alot older I had no idea she was that young.

So of course I didn't try anything and I took her home and never called her again. I forgot I had added her to my instant messenger list. I deleted her a long time ago but I was still on her list so she was able to see I was online and message me.

We made plans to go out tomorrow night almost 4 years later.

So that means she is 19 now and ripe for the picking baby! This could be fun.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Tenzen said:
good stuff
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The best part is I should have been at work away from the computer last night but I had to call out yesterday due to my bum shoulder popping out of the socket.

So technically I should have never seen her online last night... I went from a horrible day in the E/R to being glad it happened because now I have a date tomorrow!
 
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My Name is Nobody said:
This is a funny story. 4 years ago I used to work in this building and the cleaning crew would come in every night, and there was a cute girl on the crew.

So I hit on her and got her # and we went out once. I found out during the date she was only 15!! Believe me she looked alot older I had no idea she was that young.

So of course I didn't try anything and I took her home and never called her again. I forgot I had added her to my instant messenger list. I deleted her a long time ago but I was still on her list so she was able to see I was online and message me.

We made plans to go out tomorrow night almost 4 years later.

So that means she is 19 now and ripe for the picking baby! This could be fun.
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In the meantime she has banged a dozen or more guys. At least that is what I would be thinking,
 
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meitenesrigas said:
In the meantime she has banged a dozen or more guys. At least that is what I would be thinking,
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Can't hate her for that. Look at the things I've done in those 4 years.

I just finished a chat with her and the date is still on. She sent me one of those big smiley icons licking its lips... could that be a hint what's in store for me?

Maybe someone up in the sky really DOES like me!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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