rowing_mike
Don Juan
Hey, has anyone got a few tips on dancing and grinding? I've realised sadly I can't keep playing the "I'm wasted" card.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dancing/grinding
- Thread starter rowing_mike
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
guayaballer
Don Juan
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follow the ass
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
I always found birds started grinding with me if they liked me, if they do, just put your **** near her arse, and grind. S'not hard.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Doe Boii
Don Juan
just hold her waist and let her work her magic while you push back...in DALLAS these boppa's here drop on the floor and start doin every freaky dance you can think of and all i do when im wit em is push back and hold they waist. or be da cool dude post up on the wall, and when a girl YOUVE SEEN GRINDIN walk's past say somethin C&F
rowing_mike
Don Juan
Cool cheers for the tips. Lamia, that wasn't really possible. Had around 40 girls on the dance floor, occasionally one off it. Couldn't really get wasted, last party they had to carry me back, though I got half way there. I just guessed my way through, had it easier because of my looks and took a couple of numbers before I left.