This is not the first time this happens but today it really pissed me off. Basicly today our elevators (in my dorm on campus) work retardedly and if you call them up from downstairs they come up but the door never opens. So I casually walk up to them seeing 4 girls standing there cursing at the elevator for not opening. 3 were ok looking, but the 4th one was hot. So I ask them what the problem is and they explain it to me. As soon as they explain the problem to me I realize that since calling it up won't work, maybe calling it down might. I did just that, and the 3 not hot girls decided to use the stairs. Sure enough, right after they left the elevator opened its doors. I used this as a topic to start a conversation with the hot girl, but as we started talking her cell phone started ringing. So she picks it up and starts talking. Before I know it, it's my floor and I have to leave. I need to freaking get one of those devices that disable all cell phones in the area in a portable form.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Damn those cell phones
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Before you go and do something wussy, like intentionally disable a woman's cell phone so she can't receive any calls, note that cell-phone scrambling devices are illegal virtually everywhere...
First of all I don't see how disabling a cell phone is wussy. Wussy is being too afraid to start a convo, and cell phones prevent convos as in above example, so it's quite the contrary of wussiness. Second, most of the hospitals use cell phone disabling devices, so they are NOT illegal. And third of all, even if they were, a lot of stuff is illegal, but people still do it.
cactus3178
Senior Don Juan
Dude, it's just a simple fact of life. Cell phones will ring at some of the worst times......Murphy's law if you will 
Just poor timing, it's not like it's your fault.
Just poor timing, it's not like it's your fault.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Wussy is manipulating the enviroment around you at the expense of others, which includes messing with other peoples cell phones without them knowing.
I am sure that there are woman out there that will not let something so simple as a cell phone call interfere with her chances of seeing Mr. Availableandhot.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Because they have a legal right to do it, the average civilian does not have this right to go out into public and do this.
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Senior Don Juan
lmao same thing happened to me! except the call was for me, i shoulda rejected it.. but i always think phone calls might be "emergencies".. turns out it was nothing, and i missed the HB.