damn i need some serious advice!~

[In2theGame]

How was your sleep kid?

Most of us have been through this - this is the price we pay when we put our love, trust and confidence in an undeserving woman! Learn from this!

Hey, maybe, just maybe she is not cheating and she can explain her aloofness - but do not ask her!!!

The library dream is a nightmare in reality!

LastMan Standing is correct about this.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Vagrant - what's up? I take it your at the library doing reconnaissance - waiting to get more info - whatever you do don't let her know that you are suspicious!

 

[MacDiddy]

Vagrant, your behaviour makes you very unattractive to her. and I think your behaviour tells me that she probably deserves someone better. You said it yourself, your unemployed, bored, not much of a conversationalist and not an educational high achiever. In short, your a loser. (but don't take it personally Your the one competing with the other guy). If she enjoyed being with you she'll be with you, but she doesn't. I wouldn't blame her, cause I'm sure other girls in her position would probably prefer to do something else then be with a deadbeat BF.

What you should have done was make some changes to yourself and be a person whose time spent with is worthwhile.

Dude, I would let her go. Your not ready for her and you'll only be playing catch up. Find someone else more on your level, or improve yourself to the point where you level is higher.

Its all about the pursuit of happiness and she's not making you happy and vise versa.

 

[vagrant]

i've just been reading the bible that's why i've been out...just finished reading the 15 lesson part...i learned a lot...is pook a genius or what?...mac, you know i've told her many times before that she caught me in the wrong time...i know my situation that's why i tried breaking up with her so many times and now after reading the bible i just realized all the mistakes i made...i'm definitely gonna be out there to improve myself...i wanna stay out of a relationship for now but i'm really gonna need some pus$y from time to time...don't really know how i can do that...but yeah...LMS...you really have a great sense of humor huh...!~

 

[Jovan]

HAHAHAHA LMS must of stayed up all night thinking that one up xD... disguise himself as a book hahahahaha

 

[tmpgstx]

i've just been reading the bible that's why i've been out...just finished reading the 15 lesson part...i learned a lot...is pook a genius or what?...

Lol, yeah Pook is a computer geek that wanted to get laid. Many of us here are computer geeks, but how many are getting laid?

The ones getting laid are applying what is learned and not obsessing over rules.

The site is a good pit stop for recollecting your manhood and getting some quality tang.

 

[MacDiddy]

You know, its also about attitude. if you were this awesome, happy go lucky, funny and charming guy, you could be an unemployed, high skool dropout, but she would not be able to resist being with you SAT or no SAT.

Women crave stimulation of all sorts. cut that off and they must seek it else where. Dude you need to start thinking about you, long term. Go out there and meet other chicks, slowly weasel your way out of your current relationship, its dragging you down, and heck if you do become this stud, your GF will probably start hanging out with you more, but history tells us that it probably won't last becoz you will become better and probably deserve more, and you always need to get your fix of other women...

Plus your going to need these new DJ skills if your going to compete in LA.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Poor kid – he is probably dreaming about the library and the details of his surprise attack that he will soon spring upon his unsuspecting romantic partner, who he is sure is cheating on him under the guise of studying for her SAT exam with a dude at the library!

Vagrant, although tormented and restless, eventually falls asleep…

The library dream...

”When I get to the library should I enter the back door or the front door – maybe I should go through a window?” “No, better not go through a window, they may think I’m up to no good and call the police – then my girl will truly find out my intentions when she hears the sirens out front and looks out the window and sees me getting handcuffed” “What to do, what to do? Hmmmmm”

“I’ll have to go in a disguised outfit – but what, but what?

In his dream state he sees himself in the perfect outfit – A BOOK!

“Yeah, that’s it – a book is the perfect cover at the library – I’ll blend right in!!” What kind of book should I be? A textbook? No, that’s too boring. I know, a skateboarding book on a skateboard (remember, this is a dream) – yeah, that’s it! Oh no, wait, that will be too obvious, she’ll know it’s me considering that she knows that my main mode of transport is the skateboard since I don’t have a car. Damn, I should get a job so that I can buy a car then I could be more mobile to track her movements more efficiently” “It has to be a very thin book so that I can easily maneuver through the book shelves – eureka, I got it – I’ll go as a “The History of rational, responsible women in the USA” book!

NARRATION:

The dream gets blurry and takes on a new twist…as dreams always do.

There is a windstorm and he sees a cow flying in the sky wearing pink underwear and goggles, eating a hamburger (Bizarre, I know, but remember it’s a dream). He sees Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz “, flying around in the windstorm asking the cow for directions to Kansas. The cow just shrugs and says, “Hell if I know, do you think I would be in the air with you if I knew?” Then the cow starts laughing so hysterically that he starts choking on the hamburger!

Then he sees Morpheus, from “The Matrix”, running from the Agents trying to silence him from divulging the truth to the masses. Morpheus is saying, “Feet don’t fail me now - there is no spoon, there is no spoon”. Right then, out of nowhere a large 6 foot fork hits Morpheus in the face and flattens him - an Agent mockingly comments, “There is no spoon but there is a fork!” And he starts laughing hysterically but then suddenly the large fork takes him out too and splits him in half!

After this brief out of sync dream sequence, Vagrant’s girl appears on the scene – she is frolicking about in a field of flowers on a beautiful summer day, naked and only wearing a large smile on her face – he never saw her so happy and so invigorating – she is singing a song with a beautiful melody…La la la, blah blah blah, my beau has found me and will soon pound me, la la la, blah blah blah, he is my beau and I will be his Ho, la la la, blah blah blah, lust is in the air and we make such a great pair la la la, blah blah blah, he will lay me and then play with me, la la la ---- “

Vagrant. Naked as a Jay bird, enters the field of flowers with his arms wide open exclaiming, “I’m here baby, I love you, we shall never part” And then he hums the melody as he is running towards her…but he keeps chasing her but he never seems to reach her (metaphor)…surprisingly, out of nowhere appears Mr. SAT, naked, with books under his arm and then his books fall as he embraces the naked hor and swings her around in her elated state as she is so happy to finally feel his embrace --- Vagrant stops in his tracks and shockingly looks on as he watches them frolicking about in slow motion, which seemed to be an eternity, until eventually they fall in the tall grass out of his sight. He does not see her but he only hears her too familiar moans and screams of ecstasy, He feels foolish and betrayed, even more so when he realizes that he is naked! He realizes that his nakedness is a metaphor for his opened trust and unrestrained emotions that he shared with her – “I exposed my all to her!”, he cries. He finally realizes the error of his ways, “That PuertoRican_Lover dude was right – you can’t trust these hors with your emotions – never love a hor!!!”

Little SoSuave DJ demons appear on his shoulder and slyly state, “There is no such thing as a hor, don’t be a misogynist woman hater”, Vagrant in his indignation rebukes them, and rightfully so! They let out eerily screams and then vanish leaving a “poof” sound in their wake.

Vagrant wakes up with his head swaying side to side clamoring, “I’ll be a DJ one day, I’ll be a DJ one day”. His mother sees his distressed state and slaps him to wake him up into reality (metaphor). His mother asks, “What’s wrong?” Vagrant jumps up out of his bed and runs out the door screaming, “I have to get to the library, I have to get to the library!!! By the time his mother runs to the door Vagrant is a few hundred yards away already, riding furiously on his skateboard at record speed. His mother, in a distraught state yells to him, “Aren’t you going to put on any clothes?” by then Vagrant is too far away and to mentally focused on his mission to hear his mother’s concern and he, unknowingly, is riding his skateboard naked to the library, with his little ‘willy” flapping about, muttering to himself, “I have to know, I have to know for sure”.

The End.

Vagrant, I want you to print this out and look at it 10 years from now and have a good laugh! It seems traumatic now but in the long run it really means little - trust me, you'll laugh about all this crazy cat/mouse chase game when you get older --- don't fret!

HAHAHAHA LMS must of stayed up all night thinking that one up xD... disguise himself as a book hahahahaha

It took a few hours - I had fun doing it - it takes my mind off other serious matters going on. The hardest part was doing the song, since I'm not a songwriter.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Vagrant, what happen with the library girl?