"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
DAMMIT I can't stop FARTING!
- Thread starter djbr
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
There could be two things.
1) you spent 10 years eating absolutly nothing but processed food and its clogged up your digestive system so now that ur eating healthier food, the clogs are slowing being disintergrated, thus all the air. Therefor you fart alot.
2) what ever is in ur diet is making you fart.
if u don't like it, i dunno what they call the procedure, but i seen it on the 'you are what you eat' show that was produced in the UK that was aired here in aussie, where they stick tubes up your arse and suck all the stuff in ur digestive system out. you could have that done, would solve the problem straight away.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
As one tip, when beans are boiled, the foamy stuff off the top is what gives you gas. Drain canned beans before cooking, and they won't give you gas.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
proteinshake
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could be the whey protein as well, if there are milk fractions with lactose