"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
DAMMIT I can't stop FARTING!
- Thread starter djbr
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
There could be two things.
1) you spent 10 years eating absolutly nothing but processed food and its clogged up your digestive system so now that ur eating healthier food, the clogs are slowing being disintergrated, thus all the air. Therefor you fart alot.
2) what ever is in ur diet is making you fart.
if u don't like it, i dunno what they call the procedure, but i seen it on the 'you are what you eat' show that was produced in the UK that was aired here in aussie, where they stick tubes up your arse and suck all the stuff in ur digestive system out. you could have that done, would solve the problem straight away.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
As one tip, when beans are boiled, the foamy stuff off the top is what gives you gas. Drain canned beans before cooking, and they won't give you gas.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
proteinshake
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could be the whey protein as well, if there are milk fractions with lactose