"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Daisy Chains...

Scaramouche

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Dear All,
A Friend and his De Facto are commissioning a new Spa,they have invited my principal plate and I over for a bit of fun...He has a fantasy about Forming a Daisy chain with we four...Wants me to bring my ideas along...All four are svexually familiar with each other. so an element of co-operation is possible..In the dim distant past I participated in a Sixsome and it was really easy to create the Dynamic,but a foursome makes for problems getting the last one connected with the first one,assuming normal penetration and oral (Nothing Kinky about us LOL).......Practical suggestions on the dynamics would be appreciated,The idea being that each participant makes two connections around a bed or on it,without swinging from the Chandeliers or weird Gymnastics...So thanks for that!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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glass half full

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I had to look up what a Daisy Chain is, it is explained as a circle of women performing cunnilingus on one another.

Sounds like getting some men involved might be awkward, but then maybe I'm not thinking creatively enough...
 

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Seems simple enough, girl guy girl guy, each of you performing oral on the one in front with the last guy completing the chain with the first girl. Now when it come to ****ing, I don't have any solution for you there.
 

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Duplicated.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Duplicated.
 

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Duplicated Post.
 

Scaramouche

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Dear Latin Nova,
No it is not that simple,I have tried with rag dolls,wont work,anyway Sunday night is the big test,will be a giggle anyway....Hope this doesn't repeat a dozen times.
 
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