"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Daisy Chains...

Scaramouche

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Dear All,
A Friend and his De Facto are commissioning a new Spa,they have invited my principal plate and I over for a bit of fun...He has a fantasy about Forming a Daisy chain with we four...Wants me to bring my ideas along...All four are svexually familiar with each other. so an element of co-operation is possible..In the dim distant past I participated in a Sixsome and it was really easy to create the Dynamic,but a foursome makes for problems getting the last one connected with the first one,assuming normal penetration and oral (Nothing Kinky about us LOL).......Practical suggestions on the dynamics would be appreciated,The idea being that each participant makes two connections around a bed or on it,without swinging from the Chandeliers or weird Gymnastics...So thanks for that!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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glass half full

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I had to look up what a Daisy Chain is, it is explained as a circle of women performing cunnilingus on one another.

Sounds like getting some men involved might be awkward, but then maybe I'm not thinking creatively enough...
 

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Seems simple enough, girl guy girl guy, each of you performing oral on the one in front with the last guy completing the chain with the first girl. Now when it come to ****ing, I don't have any solution for you there.
 

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Duplicated.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Duplicated.
 

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Duplicated Post.
 

Scaramouche

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Dear Latin Nova,
No it is not that simple,I have tried with rag dolls,wont work,anyway Sunday night is the big test,will be a giggle anyway....Hope this doesn't repeat a dozen times.
 
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