"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dad walked in on us

john paul

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My dad walked in on me and my girlfriend tonight. Im pretty sure he saw her completely naked except for what i was blocking.

Shes still just in shock about it and obviously upset. I dont know what to say to make her feel better.

anyone have something to say that could get her to chill out and be able to laugh about it?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Skepsis

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She's not going to chill out about it, just let it pass and never mention it again lol.
 

john paul

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time heals all things i guess. But i just feel so bad about it.
If i had just not of lost my paitence and not gotten too eager we would of waited till he was in bed and this would of never happened
 

The Grey Fox

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I'm afraid there's really not much you can do when something unfortunate like that happens, just try and brush it aside and hope she does the same I guess.

Don't beat yourself up about it though, it's not like you meant for it to happen or anything it was just unlucky.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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