"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Da Way a King Thinkz

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I Am Duzt

I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
He Made Da Univerze 4 Me
He Made Da Earth 4 Me
He Made Da Woman 4 Me
He Made Me 4 Him
I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
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Da Kingz In Da Building
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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hmm... everyone who read this... is 50% dumber now.

sh.t... my head hurts now.

it's like i want to punch my eyes or something for reading it...

and bite the very back of my tongue for trying to understand what you said... by reading it outloud...

then bang my head against a wall because it gave me a headache, cuz that will make it feel better.

like... it REALLY gave me a headache reading that.
 
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Royal Elite said:
He Made Da Univerze 4 Me
He Made Da Earth 4 Me
He Made Da Woman 4 Me
He Made Me 4 Him
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He didn't make grammer for you, obviously.
 
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Doz Wize Enough 2 Understand Thiz Will
Doz 2 Foolizh 2 Understand Headz Will Hurt Afterwardz
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Da Kingz In Da Building
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Da Power Of Kingz

I Am So Far Above U, U Dont Even Know Y U Have 2 Come Check My Responzez But U Do, I Even Have U Typing Like Me, Which Naturally Makez Me Da Leader And U Da Follower, But Dat Iz What I Do I Clazz Lower Level Being Like U Up.
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Da Kingz In Da Building
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Hey check out the topic from his second post.

Higher Level Beingz Only
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So this is how higher level beingz talk?

Hey guys, did you know, this is how Jezuz spoke. "Thou shallz turn da odder cheekz. " Good to know.
 
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Actually, I'm mocking youz. The factz that youz can't see thatz makez it funnier. Keep up da good workz.

F*cking loser...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Royal Elite said:
I Am Duzt

I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
He Made Da Univerze 4 Me
He Made Da Earth 4 Me
He Made Da Woman 4 Me
He Made Me 4 Him
I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
Yhwh Blezz
Alhym
Prinze Royal Elite
Da Kingz In Da Building
Yez!
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****ing moron
 
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every 1 haz an excuze 4 y dey do what dey do

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Actually, I'm mocking youz. The factz that youz can't see thatz makez it funnier. Keep up da good workz.

F*cking loser...
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IT DOEZNT MATTER DA REAZON U GIVE 4 FOLLOWING ME, DA BOTTOM LINE IZ U R FOLLOWING ME, BUT AZ DA SAYING GOEZ 'IMITATION IZ DA HIGHEZT FORM OF FLATTERY' SO I ACCEPT UR TRYING 2 B LIKE ME AZ A COMPLEMENT. THANKZ AND YAH BLEZZ
 
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IT DOEZNT MATTER DA REAZON U GIVE 4 FOLLOWING ME, DA BOTTOM LINE IZ U R FOLLOWING ME, BUT AZ DA SAYING GOEZ 'IMITATION IZ DA HIGHEZT FORM OF FLATTERY' SO I ACCEPT UR TRYING 2 B LIKE ME AZ A COMPLEMENT. THANKZ AND YAH BLEZZ
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Ooooooooor, mockery is the highest form of disrespect. Your choice.
 
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You've reached a level of stupidity even "he" couldn't create.

Here's your helmet, now go and play nice with the other retarded kids.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Wizdom Iz 2 High 4 A Fool

Actually I Only Play With Other Starz And Women All Day..something Which Im Sure None Of U Know Anything About
 
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I don't see stars during the daytime, nor do I play with them. Maybe you do because people continuously knock you out. If that's the case, I'd be glad to help out.

The more I think about it, you're probably some immature little brother or something that hijacked poor Royal Elite's computer. You don't get 700 something posts being an idiot like this.
 
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Ace of Flames said:
I don't see stars during the daytime, nor do I play with them. Maybe you do because people continuously knock you out. If that's the case, I'd be glad to help out.

The more I think about it, you're probably some immature little brother or something that hijacked poor Royal Elite's computer. You don't get 700 something posts being an idiot like this.
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YET Y HAVENT DISPUTED MY STATEMENT DAT U GET NO WOMEN,,WHICH LETZ ME KNOW U GET NO WOMEN
 
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Actually I Only Play With Other Starz And Women All Day..something Which Im Sure None Of U Know Anything About
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dont you mean :

Iz Onlyz playz withz otherz starz andz womensz allz dayz ... Somethingz whichz imz shurz nonez ofz uz knowz anythignz aboutzz . zzzzzz.....

effing retarded fuc'ker.... :rock:
 
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Lmao.

The only reason I keep posting here is because you can't fight back for sh!t. This is fun. Keep it coming little man.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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