"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Da Way a King Thinkz

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I Am Duzt

I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
He Made Da Univerze 4 Me
He Made Da Earth 4 Me
He Made Da Woman 4 Me
He Made Me 4 Him
I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
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Da Kingz In Da Building
Yez!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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hmm... everyone who read this... is 50% dumber now.

sh.t... my head hurts now.

it's like i want to punch my eyes or something for reading it...

and bite the very back of my tongue for trying to understand what you said... by reading it outloud...

then bang my head against a wall because it gave me a headache, cuz that will make it feel better.

like... it REALLY gave me a headache reading that.
 
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Royal Elite said:
He Made Da Univerze 4 Me
He Made Da Earth 4 Me
He Made Da Woman 4 Me
He Made Me 4 Him
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He didn't make grammer for you, obviously.
 
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Higher Level Beingz Only

Doz Wize Enough 2 Understand Thiz Will
Doz 2 Foolizh 2 Understand Headz Will Hurt Afterwardz
Yhwh Blezz
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Da Kingz In Da Building
Yez!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Da Power Of Kingz

I Am So Far Above U, U Dont Even Know Y U Have 2 Come Check My Responzez But U Do, I Even Have U Typing Like Me, Which Naturally Makez Me Da Leader And U Da Follower, But Dat Iz What I Do I Clazz Lower Level Being Like U Up.
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Da Kingz In Da Building
Yez!
 
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Hey check out the topic from his second post.

Higher Level Beingz Only
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So this is how higher level beingz talk?

Hey guys, did you know, this is how Jezuz spoke. "Thou shallz turn da odder cheekz. " Good to know.
 
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Actually, I'm mocking youz. The factz that youz can't see thatz makez it funnier. Keep up da good workz.

F*cking loser...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Royal Elite said:
I Am Duzt

I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
He Made Da Univerze 4 Me
He Made Da Earth 4 Me
He Made Da Woman 4 Me
He Made Me 4 Him
I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
Yhwh Blezz
Alhym
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Da Kingz In Da Building
Yez!
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****ing moron
 
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every 1 haz an excuze 4 y dey do what dey do

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Actually, I'm mocking youz. The factz that youz can't see thatz makez it funnier. Keep up da good workz.

F*cking loser...
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IT DOEZNT MATTER DA REAZON U GIVE 4 FOLLOWING ME, DA BOTTOM LINE IZ U R FOLLOWING ME, BUT AZ DA SAYING GOEZ 'IMITATION IZ DA HIGHEZT FORM OF FLATTERY' SO I ACCEPT UR TRYING 2 B LIKE ME AZ A COMPLEMENT. THANKZ AND YAH BLEZZ
 
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IT DOEZNT MATTER DA REAZON U GIVE 4 FOLLOWING ME, DA BOTTOM LINE IZ U R FOLLOWING ME, BUT AZ DA SAYING GOEZ 'IMITATION IZ DA HIGHEZT FORM OF FLATTERY' SO I ACCEPT UR TRYING 2 B LIKE ME AZ A COMPLEMENT. THANKZ AND YAH BLEZZ
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Ooooooooor, mockery is the highest form of disrespect. Your choice.
 
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You've reached a level of stupidity even "he" couldn't create.

Here's your helmet, now go and play nice with the other retarded kids.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Wizdom Iz 2 High 4 A Fool

Actually I Only Play With Other Starz And Women All Day..something Which Im Sure None Of U Know Anything About
 
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I don't see stars during the daytime, nor do I play with them. Maybe you do because people continuously knock you out. If that's the case, I'd be glad to help out.

The more I think about it, you're probably some immature little brother or something that hijacked poor Royal Elite's computer. You don't get 700 something posts being an idiot like this.
 
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Ace of Flames said:
I don't see stars during the daytime, nor do I play with them. Maybe you do because people continuously knock you out. If that's the case, I'd be glad to help out.

The more I think about it, you're probably some immature little brother or something that hijacked poor Royal Elite's computer. You don't get 700 something posts being an idiot like this.
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YET Y HAVENT DISPUTED MY STATEMENT DAT U GET NO WOMEN,,WHICH LETZ ME KNOW U GET NO WOMEN
 
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Actually I Only Play With Other Starz And Women All Day..something Which Im Sure None Of U Know Anything About
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dont you mean :

Iz Onlyz playz withz otherz starz andz womensz allz dayz ... Somethingz whichz imz shurz nonez ofz uz knowz anythignz aboutzz . zzzzzz.....

effing retarded fuc'ker.... :rock:
 
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Lmao.

The only reason I keep posting here is because you can't fight back for sh!t. This is fun. Keep it coming little man.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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