"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Da Way a King Thinkz

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I Am Duzt

I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
He Made Da Univerze 4 Me
He Made Da Earth 4 Me
He Made Da Woman 4 Me
He Made Me 4 Him
I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
Yhwh Blezz
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Da Kingz In Da Building
Yez!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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hmm... everyone who read this... is 50% dumber now.

sh.t... my head hurts now.

it's like i want to punch my eyes or something for reading it...

and bite the very back of my tongue for trying to understand what you said... by reading it outloud...

then bang my head against a wall because it gave me a headache, cuz that will make it feel better.

like... it REALLY gave me a headache reading that.
 
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Royal Elite said:
He Made Da Univerze 4 Me
He Made Da Earth 4 Me
He Made Da Woman 4 Me
He Made Me 4 Him
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He didn't make grammer for you, obviously.
 
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Higher Level Beingz Only

Doz Wize Enough 2 Understand Thiz Will
Doz 2 Foolizh 2 Understand Headz Will Hurt Afterwardz
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Da Kingz In Da Building
Yez!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Da Power Of Kingz

I Am So Far Above U, U Dont Even Know Y U Have 2 Come Check My Responzez But U Do, I Even Have U Typing Like Me, Which Naturally Makez Me Da Leader And U Da Follower, But Dat Iz What I Do I Clazz Lower Level Being Like U Up.
Yhwh Blezz
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Da Kingz In Da Building
Yez!
 
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Hey check out the topic from his second post.

Higher Level Beingz Only
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So this is how higher level beingz talk?

Hey guys, did you know, this is how Jezuz spoke. "Thou shallz turn da odder cheekz. " Good to know.
 
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Actually, I'm mocking youz. The factz that youz can't see thatz makez it funnier. Keep up da good workz.

F*cking loser...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Royal Elite said:
I Am Duzt

I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
He Made Da Univerze 4 Me
He Made Da Earth 4 Me
He Made Da Woman 4 Me
He Made Me 4 Him
I Am Human, I Am Man, I Am Adam, I Am Duzt
Yhwh Blezz
Alhym
Prinze Royal Elite
Da Kingz In Da Building
Yez!
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****ing moron
 
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every 1 haz an excuze 4 y dey do what dey do

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Actually, I'm mocking youz. The factz that youz can't see thatz makez it funnier. Keep up da good workz.

F*cking loser...
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IT DOEZNT MATTER DA REAZON U GIVE 4 FOLLOWING ME, DA BOTTOM LINE IZ U R FOLLOWING ME, BUT AZ DA SAYING GOEZ 'IMITATION IZ DA HIGHEZT FORM OF FLATTERY' SO I ACCEPT UR TRYING 2 B LIKE ME AZ A COMPLEMENT. THANKZ AND YAH BLEZZ
 
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IT DOEZNT MATTER DA REAZON U GIVE 4 FOLLOWING ME, DA BOTTOM LINE IZ U R FOLLOWING ME, BUT AZ DA SAYING GOEZ 'IMITATION IZ DA HIGHEZT FORM OF FLATTERY' SO I ACCEPT UR TRYING 2 B LIKE ME AZ A COMPLEMENT. THANKZ AND YAH BLEZZ
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Ooooooooor, mockery is the highest form of disrespect. Your choice.
 
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You've reached a level of stupidity even "he" couldn't create.

Here's your helmet, now go and play nice with the other retarded kids.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Wizdom Iz 2 High 4 A Fool

Actually I Only Play With Other Starz And Women All Day..something Which Im Sure None Of U Know Anything About
 
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I don't see stars during the daytime, nor do I play with them. Maybe you do because people continuously knock you out. If that's the case, I'd be glad to help out.

The more I think about it, you're probably some immature little brother or something that hijacked poor Royal Elite's computer. You don't get 700 something posts being an idiot like this.
 
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Ace of Flames said:
I don't see stars during the daytime, nor do I play with them. Maybe you do because people continuously knock you out. If that's the case, I'd be glad to help out.

The more I think about it, you're probably some immature little brother or something that hijacked poor Royal Elite's computer. You don't get 700 something posts being an idiot like this.
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YET Y HAVENT DISPUTED MY STATEMENT DAT U GET NO WOMEN,,WHICH LETZ ME KNOW U GET NO WOMEN
 
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Actually I Only Play With Other Starz And Women All Day..something Which Im Sure None Of U Know Anything About
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dont you mean :

Iz Onlyz playz withz otherz starz andz womensz allz dayz ... Somethingz whichz imz shurz nonez ofz uz knowz anythignz aboutzz . zzzzzz.....

effing retarded fuc'ker.... :rock:
 
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Lmao.

The only reason I keep posting here is because you can't fight back for sh!t. This is fun. Keep it coming little man.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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