"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cutting and Bulking on dorm food

lemieux66

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Hey guys,

So I'll be leaving for college this weekend, and I'm concerned about how the dorm food will affect my lifting.

If you guys could give any tips or sample diets for both cutting and bulking in a dorm setting, that would be appreciated.

Now, I will have a fridge, freezer, and microwave in my room, but keep in mind, I'll have limited money while I'm there.

Thanks a lot,
--Mike
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Metaphor

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Every college I visited has a pretty big cafeteria. The one I decided on I have unlimited entries. Just always eat clean, because you know most your classmates will be eatign fries day in and day out. Other then that..just pile on something that works. I doubt the chefs will mind giving you double the eggs for example. Also..if you got a protein powder or two in your room with the correct type of milk for bulking or cutting it would help a lot.
 

semag

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Eating for bulking or cutting is actually REALLY easy when you're at a dorm cafeteria.

First of all, many people complain about dorm cafeteria food, but if you're cutting at least... the food is going to be exactly the same as if you were to have it at home. Tuna, cottage cheese, and egg whites being giant staples.

With my dining commons, I know we weren't supposed to take much out, but I"d sneak out about 6 hardboiled eggs per meal (with 2 meals per day....) I'd eat 4 for breakfast, 4 in between lunch and dinner, and 4 after dinner time.... that's a really good set of about 30-40 g's of protein (I'm only eating the whites), and it's really easy/quick to do.

Because the meals are so regulated, you can get sick of things, but also find it really easy to make a plan and stick to it... The one thing you have to keep in mind, is to go to the cafeteria and pick the food you're going to eat scientifically, and not on how it's going to taste....

peace.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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