"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cute but blind as a bat...

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I went shopping for grub, while parking these two chicks pull up in front of me to park. Both of them were wearing glasses. They got out and took their glasses off. Inside the store I noticed them squinting, so I decide to mack them. It turns out one of them hit me with the buggy and I made a huge scene. I said hey can't you see where are you going, then I said don't tell me you probably are one of those chicks that wear glasses but takes them off when not driving right. She turned beet red and said no. I could not help LMAO and then told her it was ok. Then I told her if she wanted to get my attention she did not have to run me over, the convo took off from there and got her number.

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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milrenkb

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Now thats C&F. Bravo my man, bravo.
 
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I want to see more stories like this on the DJ discussion forums. Well played.
 
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just make sure you hide her glasses on the first date. At least you'll be sure she won't run away when she sees your face

(i'm sorry it was too easy, i couldn't resist:D :whistle: )
 
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spider_007 said:
just make sure you hide her glasses on the first date. At least you'll be sure she won't run away when she sees your face

(i'm sorry it was too easy, i couldn't resist:D :whistle: )
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:eek: Haha, funny none the less :p
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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spider_007 said:
just make sure you hide her glasses on the first date. At least you'll be sure she won't run away when she sees your face

(i'm sorry it was too easy, i couldn't resist:D :whistle: )
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You are a classy guy! I have some bug spray with your name on it. :wave:

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