"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sandinista

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I don't know if what i'm doing now to work my ab's is the best way to go about it.

I'm doin' crunches, But i'm holding it for 6 seconds for each 1. I do 2 sets of 12 every other day.

Now, i'm starting to see some progress on my top ab's, & when i flex i can really feel them expand & harden, but everything below the top 2 doesn't really do anything.

Am i doing it right? or should i try a different approach?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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il_duce

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Keep in mind that there is usually more fat covering the lower abs, so you won't see the definition show up in them right away. I remember having a 4 pack for the longest time. The two lowest abs are a real pain in the ass to get defined.
 

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Originally posted by Rico S
Lose the fat and you'll see your abs.
^^

Throw in some cardio and make sure you're diet's good, otherwise you will be doing crunches until bush's re-election.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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