Crooked Kock

[Mr.Hash wid da Stash]

Yo,
My kocks a little crooked when it's rock hard. It tilts to the left on like a 30 degree angle. I've had chicks blow me that gave it a funny look before swallowing it. Also my buddies seem to laugh it up when they see guys in pornos with their shlongs bent upwards. How common is a left crooked kock like mine? It doesn't bother me too much, just feel a little odd about it when it's hard and a girl goes down on me. I'm happy with my size(9") just a bit disconcerted about the shape. Anyway to make it back to a solid straight shlong?

 

[Life-Trainee]

Nope, nothing you can do about it. At least I haven't heard of kock braces.

 

[LouieVaton Don]

Is this a joke? I would think its a advantage making it easier to hit her G-spot.

 

[Maxtro]

Any chance that you do or used to jerk off a lot?

I did and now mine points to the left. As LouieVaton Don mentioned a upward pointing erection is very desired. It enables her G-spot to be stimulated when you are on top of her, missionary etc.

BTW you better be realy happy about your size you lucky SOB.

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by Maxtro
Any chance that you do or used to jerk off a lot?

I did and now mine points to the left. As LouieVaton Don mentioned a upward pointing erection is very desired. It enables her G-spot to be stimulated when you are on top of her, missionary etc.

BTW you better be realy happy about your size you lucky SOB.

Hey...maybe if you hit it from the side...

 

[napoleon]

It is an advantage because I've read somewhere that the upward friction is more important than let's say length.

 

[Mr.Hash wid da Stash]

It is an advantage because I've read somewhere that the upward friction is more important than let's say length.

Yeah but it's not bent upwards, it's bent left ways. Jerking off causes getting a crooked kock? So if I were to use my left hand to jack can I get it center aligned again? I'll give it a try, it's hard to jerk off with your left hand though.