"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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critique my routine?

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hey guys... ive just been starting to want to get my body in good shape. My parents are super cheap and stingy, so I basically dont have a choice on what i eat, but ive managed to track what i eat. For breakfast i usually eat either a bowl of cereal, a bagel with cream cheese, a yoplait yogurt, or 2 scrambled eggs. My parents wake me up at 9 mon-fri, I have to be a waiter at their sushi restaurant till about 3pm. Lunch i usually eat there, like some california rolls or something. I come home and then I work out at around 8pm(its hot as hell until about then) every day.

Im limited to what i can use to work out..(cheap parents again) so im limited to push ups and sit ups. currently i do 5reps of 10 normal pushups, 2 sets of 5 diamond push ups, and 5 sets of 15 inclined push ups. 6/20 crunches, and 5/20 inclined crunches. Finally I run about 1 1/2 miles. I do a above jog pace, and the last 1/4th the run i do a full sprint until i stop. I do this every night. I usually take sundays or saturdays off, my goal is just trying to cut up before school starts.....any help is welcome... thanks
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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coolerth4nyou

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you aren't going to get big doing that. you need to eat more. a lot more, and eat more often. if your parents won't buy it for you, buy it yourself.

pushups dont come close to bench press and other compound lifts, but if you are stuck doing pushups, put weight on your back, and do them for 6-8 reps.
 
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