"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hello guys!

I'm gonna tell you about yesterday. I got drunk and went on a party. Picked up one of my friends friend and had sex in a room there. Me and she was very drunk and it did not go so well, gents, I couldn't get it up because of all the alcohol in my blood.

I wonder what to tell her when I meet her, should I say Hi? What should I tell my friends? Will she tell it to her friends? And the problem, I think she wants me but I just wanted to fvck. What should I do? I will meet her tommorow :confused:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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pseudo.Sam

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You should just be your usual self. Like it's just another day. If she happens to bring up the issue about how it couldnt get up and all...just make fun of it like "ohh my little buddy was drunk as well" and enjoy a laugh :)

Sooner or later you're gonna get another shot at her. And when that happens, make sure it gets up.
 

eaglez1177

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I hate it when I cant get it up lol. It doesnt happen often but sometimes it will if im feeling really anxious or paranoid or just not relaxed. Heres some advice:

-RELAX!
-Dont drink as much
-Take deep breaths
-Go slow
 

Maxtro

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"Hey (her name), man I was soooo drunk that night"
"Ha ha me too"

That's about all you need to say to her about that night.
 

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its something that happens to the best of us, it was either anxiety or like you said you were too drunk, act like everything's normal and forget about it. you might have another chance at her or if you don't there's other girls
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well it WAS because of the alchol. So act cool, it's fine, it happens to all of us. If she brings it up say something like the above post. Make a joke about your tool being drunk too.

Don't feel akward!
 
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