Today we were doing an exercise in my directing class. It's actually a combo acting/directing class and I am in the directing portion. Anyway, we the exercises were improv stuff. So, the scene that I ended up doing was with a woman opposite of me. We had to read from this paper about computers, but we had to act like we were in love with each other. It's an exercise that deals with "Absurdism," which is an acting style. At any rate, it was going fine and then as we got twoards the end, she got a really into it. She started to rub me all over and touched my ass, back chest, and shoulders. Now of course, I did NOT mind this at all. In fact, I thought she was very convincing. Hehe. Of course I choked since I was not expected it, but I was able to finish the scene with my dignity, I think. This is one of those times I REALLY wish that was not just acting. Still, fun none the less. I just thought I would let you know this of this rare occurance. Of course, this does give me some C&F opportunity.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Crazy thing happend to me in class today
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Haha - gotta love the theater
I remember when I was in drama club and the herr direktor (a german guy) couldn't get me and other girl to "kiss passionately"
"therhh is no pashion in this rhooom!
I need pashiion frhooom you two! PASHION!"
"now you! Ice Cold. Touch her! And now kiss, no - not like that. You must FEEEEL the faiar!"
"Shaisa!"
Needless to say, after about 100 kisses with passion, we became a couple.
I remember when I was in drama club and the herr direktor (a german guy) couldn't get me and other girl to "kiss passionately"
"therhh is no pashion in this rhooom!
I need pashiion frhooom you two! PASHION!""now you! Ice Cold. Touch her! And now kiss, no - not like that. You must FEEEEL the faiar!"
"Shaisa!"
Needless to say, after about 100 kisses with passion, we became a couple.
Oh man, you lucky devil! Yeah, once in my advanced scene study class, I had to do a romatic scene with this girl. There was a part at the end where the two characters were supposed to kiss, but she didn't want to do that part! I said, "That's ok, I wouldn't want to kiss me either!" That got alot of laughs.Originally posted by Ice Cold
Haha - gotta love the theater
I remember when I was in drama club and the herr direktor (a german guy) couldn't get me and other girl to "kiss passionately"
"therhh is no pashion in this rhooom!
"now you! Ice Cold. Touch her! And now kiss, no - not like that. You must FEEEEL the faiar!"
"Shaisa!"
Needless to say, after about 100 kisses with passion, we became a couple.
DJ Alejandro
Senior Don Juan
this post motivates me! damn! i love theater. hehe
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
She touched your rear in front of others in class? Huh? Would you have done that to a female??
If she is this bold in public, then what is she going to do to you in private. This ho is ready to go...tell her that you thought her acting was good but that you felt a litlle realism in her eagerness to grope you.
Tell her that you didn't do that well and you would like to practice the scene outside of class. Ask her if she would like to do the scene over again and with the same vigor - give her a devilish grin!!
If she is this bold in public, then what is she going to do to you in private. This ho is ready to go...tell her that you thought her acting was good but that you felt a litlle realism in her eagerness to grope you.
Tell her that you didn't do that well and you would like to practice the scene outside of class. Ask her if she would like to do the scene over again and with the same vigor - give her a devilish grin!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.