Crazy Gas station broads! How RUDE!

[BigWillyStyle]

Holy****, I just got back from a gas station... These two bytches were there, one was bout 6 the other about a 7. I was heading out of the service station after paying for my fuel and I hop back into my Dads old van.

I turn the ignition "EEEerrrr, errrrrrrr, bob bob bob bob, BANG!"(kickback sound like a gunshot)

These 2 hoes were parked next to me, and I had a look over at them and they were laughing their asses off at my dilemma, we both had our windows down. One of the hoes whispers some **** to the other hoe. I'm pretty pissed off so I say out loud to these two teeny bopper broads
"Don't come and laugh **** about me and my van or I'll come over there and slice your tits off with my swiss army knife" I said sternly.

This makes these two broads laugh even more WTF I had a serious look on my face. Anyway this Passenger hoe ****en throws the rest of her Hungry jacks into my Dads van! They missed the window and it hit just below and splattered onto the door luckily. Then the driver slag sped off while I tried to start my Dads sh*tbox and chase those *****es. What a couple of *****s! Don't know what the best response is in these kinda situations when some broads are laughing their asses off of at you.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Don't egg them on if you only have a Swiss Army knife (do they even still have an army?) You need to at least have a bowie knife.

 

[affliction]

Sounds like you're pretty insecure about your van. I would have just laughed with them if i were you. ****ty cars are pretty funny lol

 

[racerX]

This is some funny sh1t. They threw some pancakes at your car? Thats just wrong. Too bad you didnt have a greasy burrito & could have chucked it at those ugly b1tches. I hate breaking down in my car. Its so embarrassing. One time i broke down in the road blocking traffic & people cussed at me when they drove by & someone threw some garbage at me. It seems like people get some satisfaction when they see someone broken down.

 

[Julian]

Lol thats hillarious.

 

[comic_relief]

Julian's right. This was a funny thread

They laughed at you because what you said was stupid. I mean if anyone else would have said it you would have been laughing to.

It makes it all the funnier that you didn't follow through. You should have said something like "If you don't stop laughing I'll have to kiss you or something"

Once you make a threat follow through with it. Don't sit there and say stuff and not do anything. Now get out there and stop trying to imitate joepoppacolla (anybody still remember him ).

 

[DJBen]

That was quite a silly thing to say. I'd have laughed

Reminds me of a time when I was down town, and I was uknowingly hitting on this guys sister.

He comes up to me, pushes me against a wall and stammers 'YOU DOIN **** WITH ME SISTER?! I'LL SCOLD YOU WI' ME 'TATO!'

The guy was stood there, telling me about how he was gonna burn my jaw off with a potatoe for TEN MINUTES. Eventually, at the end, I pushed him over and said "Son, the plastic fork is bent and your 'tato's cold." and walked out.

Good times

You should have calmly got out, walked over, threw your head right through the window and started bellowing out the following:

"HAHAHAHAHA, IT'S REAL FUNNY, ISNT IT, HAHAHAHAH!" Right up close to their face.

I dont know why but I find that amazingly comforting at times like that. Doesnt make you look cool, but it makes you laugh when you walk off.

 

[Alpine]

I think the swiss army knife is a metaphor.