"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Crazy Gas station broads! How RUDE!

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Holy****, I just got back from a gas station... These two bytches were there, one was bout 6 the other about a 7. I was heading out of the service station after paying for my fuel and I hop back into my Dads old van.

I turn the ignition "EEEerrrr, errrrrrrr, bob bob bob bob, BANG!"(kickback sound like a gunshot)

These 2 hoes were parked next to me, and I had a look over at them and they were laughing their asses off at my dilemma, we both had our windows down. One of the hoes whispers some **** to the other hoe. I'm pretty pissed off so I say out loud to these two teeny bopper broads
"Don't come and laugh **** about me and my van or I'll come over there and slice your tits off with my swiss army knife" I said sternly.

This makes these two broads laugh even more :confused: WTF I had a serious look on my face. Anyway this Passenger hoe ****en throws the rest of her Hungry jacks into my Dads van! They missed the window and it hit just below and splattered onto the door luckily. Then the driver slag sped off while I tried to start my Dads sh*tbox and chase those *****es. What a couple of *****s! Don't know what the best response is in these kinda situations when some broads are laughing their asses off of at you. :mad:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Don't egg them on if you only have a Swiss Army knife (do they even still have an army?) You need to at least have a bowie knife. :p
 
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Sounds like you're pretty insecure about your van. I would have just laughed with them if i were you. ****ty cars are pretty funny lol
 
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This is some funny sh1t. They threw some pancakes at your car? Thats just wrong. Too bad you didnt have a greasy burrito & could have chucked it at those ugly b1tches. I hate breaking down in my car. Its so embarrassing. One time i broke down in the road blocking traffic & people cussed at me when they drove by & someone threw some garbage at me. It seems like people get some satisfaction when they see someone broken down.
 
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Lol thats hillarious.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Julian's right. This was a funny thread

They laughed at you because what you said was stupid. I mean if anyone else would have said it you would have been laughing to.

It makes it all the funnier that you didn't follow through. You should have said something like "If you don't stop laughing I'll have to kiss you or something"

Once you make a threat follow through with it. Don't sit there and say stuff and not do anything. Now get out there and stop trying to imitate joepoppacolla (anybody still remember him :D).
 
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That was quite a silly thing to say. I'd have laughed :D

Reminds me of a time when I was down town, and I was uknowingly hitting on this guys sister.

He comes up to me, pushes me against a wall and stammers 'YOU DOIN **** WITH ME SISTER?! I'LL SCOLD YOU WI' ME 'TATO!'

The guy was stood there, telling me about how he was gonna burn my jaw off with a potatoe for TEN MINUTES. Eventually, at the end, I pushed him over and said "Son, the plastic fork is bent and your 'tato's cold." and walked out.

Good times :D

You should have calmly got out, walked over, threw your head right through the window and started bellowing out the following:

"HAHAHAHAHA, IT'S REAL FUNNY, ISNT IT, HAHAHAHAH!" Right up close to their face.

I dont know why but I find that amazingly comforting at times like that. Doesnt make you look cool, but it makes you laugh when you walk off.
 
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