"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

Crazy/eternal

C

CapiCrimini

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 20, 2004
Messages
600
Reaction score
0
Age
40
Whats up with your recent posts... they have made absoloutly no sense... mainly the Bible one and the GTA san andreas... there were a few others... is this some new type of insiders only lingo? :p ... I'm really up for ass kissing. But this time I'm totally confused as to what your saying...?WTF... maybe I'm out of it... but could you at least explain those two posts for me... or something?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

C

CapiCrimini

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 20, 2004
Messages
600
Reaction score
0
Age
40
I consider this forum my personal site PM box.
 
E

Eternal

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 7, 2001
Messages
5,511
Reaction score
10
Originally posted by CapiCrimini
I consider this forum my personal site PM box.
Click to expand...
This is why you got no answer from me about it.
 
C

CapiCrimini

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 20, 2004
Messages
600
Reaction score
0
Age
40
This is why you got no answer from me about it.
Click to expand...
i got this one.:D

okay... fine I'll Pm you from now on.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

E

Eternal

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 7, 2001
Messages
5,511
Reaction score
10
Originally posted by MetalFortress
And I consider you a spamming drug-addicted nutjob. I guess we're even.
Click to expand...
MetalFortress - 1
CapiCrimini - 0

Round 1 is now over. Go back to your corners, get a rest...And come out swinging for round 2!
 
C

CapiCrimini

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 20, 2004
Messages
600
Reaction score
0
Age
40
Who's MetalForce? I've created so many enemies I don't even know thier names. There all just faceless legions of hell. :( :p :mad: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek: :) :D
 
S

squirrels

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 15, 2003
Messages
6,620
Reaction score
186
Age
47
Location
A universe...where heartbreak and sadness have bee
Originally posted by CapiCrimini
Who's MetalForce? I've created so many enemies I don't even know thier names. There all just faceless legions of hell. :( :p :mad: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek: :) :D
Click to expand...
You make enemies because you talk too much. :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

H

Hot Ice

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 1, 2002
Messages
1,667
Reaction score
3
Location
Finland
Originally posted by squirrels
You make enemies because you talk too much. :)
Click to expand...
I would read his posts if he would write something useful. ;)
 
C

CapiCrimini

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 20, 2004
Messages
600
Reaction score
0
Age
40
You make enemies because you talk too much.
Click to expand...
I concur, and as long as were on the subject...*mindless babble*...

I would read his posts if he would write something useful.
Click to expand...
useful is a subjective term as are most. I find many of my posts "useful" and "entertaining". I believe the quote is.

Laugh over life, don't cry over it.

that or

don't whistle while you drink.
 
H

Hot Ice

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 1, 2002
Messages
1,667
Reaction score
3
Location
Finland
useful is a subjective term as are most. I find many of my posts "useful" and "entertaining". I believe the quote is.
Click to expand...
Yeah? And I think I should be paid for posting to this crazy place.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top