Hello Friend,
If this is your first visit to SoSuave, I would advise you to START HERE.
It will be the most efficient use of your time.
And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.
Thank you for visiting and have a great day!
Craziest thing you heard a woman say (related to dating)
- Thread starter Gamisch
- Start date
IKO69
Master Don Juan
Was in my hometown. I met these two hot girls at a club, they were ravers. I got in good with them, we ended up having a mutual friend. One day I was with them in a larger group (I was the only guy, 4 girls) at a club. One of them was trying to find a guy and wasn't having luck. She said she just wanted someone to Mike Tyson her booty, was that too much to ask? I perked up and said you didn't ask me yet. She loled (they all did at my audacity)and said not you.
I got with her at a later time. She grew to really like me a lot but I had left the state so it fizzled away
I got with her at a later time. She grew to really like me a lot but I had left the state so it fizzled away
BPH
Master Don Juan
I remember standing behind some girls in line to get into this bar and one of them was on Bumble. She was talking to her friend saying something to the effect of "I'm never gonna actually message him, I just wanted to see if he liked me".
That just kinda pissed me off, obviously, since I still remember it.
That just kinda pissed me off, obviously, since I still remember it.
RazorRambo24
Banned
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2022
- Messages
- 1,181
- Reaction score
- 1,359
- Age
- 33
"Every guy falls in love with me, then they die *laughs* well just one of them"
- Girl who's ex husband had killed himself less than 8 months prior.
She was crazy beautiful though. Natural beauty, Latina from the Tropical part of Mexico. Moon like skin,dark black hair but her face was just unique, eyes very beautiful, green eyes, unique shape, unique shaped nose, soft supple skin, still looked very youthful, big natural breasts.. just the softest skin I hav touched on a woman.. Just the perfect slight accent..
But in all honesty it was literally like I encountered the demon Jezebel in a person. She had a track record of using and abusing guys, making guys lust and fall in love with her.. and beg for her and all that sht.. but I remember telling myself "Damn she really met her match" in me.. By the end of it all she couldn't handle her emotions and just ran away and tried to change everything about herself to forget me lol. I don't blame her tho.. Sht was super passionate. Ofc, I'm a man and shes a woman so she prob took it alot worse.
I been slayin jezebels ever since lol. I feel like I slayed the biggest of dragons/man eaters in my time.
- Girl who's ex husband had killed himself less than 8 months prior.
She was crazy beautiful though. Natural beauty, Latina from the Tropical part of Mexico. Moon like skin,dark black hair but her face was just unique, eyes very beautiful, green eyes, unique shape, unique shaped nose, soft supple skin, still looked very youthful, big natural breasts.. just the softest skin I hav touched on a woman.. Just the perfect slight accent..
But in all honesty it was literally like I encountered the demon Jezebel in a person. She had a track record of using and abusing guys, making guys lust and fall in love with her.. and beg for her and all that sht.. but I remember telling myself "Damn she really met her match" in me.. By the end of it all she couldn't handle her emotions and just ran away and tried to change everything about herself to forget me lol. I don't blame her tho.. Sht was super passionate. Ofc, I'm a man and shes a woman so she prob took it alot worse.
I been slayin jezebels ever since lol. I feel like I slayed the biggest of dragons/man eaters in my time.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
CornbreadFed
Master Don Juan
"I am looking for a romantic relationship"
Gamisch
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 2, 2022
- Messages
- 4,149
- Reaction score
- 4,877
Haha how's that the CRAZIEST thing you've ever heard? Elaborate sivuple
Bokanovsky
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 7, 2012
- Messages
- 4,929
- Reaction score
- 4,762
As stated in some girl's Hinge profile:
A Life Goal of Mine: to become a real life princess.
A Life Goal of Mine: to become a real life princess.
CornbreadFed
Master Don Juan
It sounds cute, but the hidden intention behind this statement means "I am a crazy bvtch"
Augustus_McCrae
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 3, 2012
- Messages
- 906
- Reaction score
- 1,007
manfrombelow
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 28, 2021
- Messages
- 1,729
- Reaction score
- 2,225
- Age
- 35
I don't want to use condom, but I also don't want to use morning after pill. => I was like WTF? The broad also didn't want to give me a blowj0b, and when sex was done, she asked me "Are you satisfied now?" despite she moaned like a dying pig during the act, as if sex's something she bestowed upon me like a generous goddess, as if she had been coerced to have sex with me, and as if she didn't enjoy every single bit of it.
Talk about crazy broads and their crazy fvcked up minds!
Talk about crazy broads and their crazy fvcked up minds!
manfrombelow
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 28, 2021
- Messages
- 1,729
- Reaction score
- 2,225
- Age
- 35
... on Tinder/Bumble/all other online sex market apps you mean.
Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
A few.
Her: ‘I want a relationship.’
Me:’Your bio said “I’m just looking for casual.”’
Her: ‘I don’t care what my bio said.’. ‘I want a relationship!’
Me: (svcking her breasts)
Her: ‘I’m not really into that.’
Me: (astonished face)
Her: ‘It makes me feel homesick.’
Her: ‘I want a long-term, committed, exclusive relationship. Then. I’m going to tear you up!’
Her: ‘I want a relationship.’
Me:’Your bio said “I’m just looking for casual.”’
Her: ‘I don’t care what my bio said.’. ‘I want a relationship!’
Me: (svcking her breasts)
Her: ‘I’m not really into that.’
Me: (astonished face)
Her: ‘It makes me feel homesick.’
Her: ‘I want a long-term, committed, exclusive relationship. Then. I’m going to tear you up!’