"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Crappy car needs "pimpin'"

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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undesputable

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i dont know man....i think that car is hopeless
 

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Did I make my point? Your car is not a sports car, you can't make it look like one, so don't try.
 

liberal

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So...you're saying there's a chance? I read ya!
 

diablo

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He's 17, cut him some slack. One of my little brothers is the same age (actually, all 3 are), and has just put not only pop-off wheel covers (bling blingin plastic chrome) on the wheels, but also installed neon lighting in the interior. He drives a 1992 Buick LaSabre (like this one: http://www.anarchyrobotics.com/IM000440.JPG) Guess it comes with the age... definitely do nothing to your car - otherwise people will laugh at you, or think you're trash, or both.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Vincent

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Originally posted by diablo
installed neon lighting in the interior.
Your brothers are stupid and I hate them.

Seriously if you do anything to that car, I'll take a bat to you.
 

liberal

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It must definitely come with the age, I was actually thinking of getting some of those cheap hubcabs and neon lighting.

Vincent, ever had a crappy car? It can make a sane person want to go to desperate lengths to improve their car.

Get laughed at if I do anything to the car? I'm already getting laughed at! I thought by making some modifications, I could show I actually give a damn about what the car looks like.

I know, with age comes wisdom. I just need some more threats to prevent me from doing anything to this car.
 

Vincent

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Would a 94 mint green taurus be a crappy car? Oh wait yes it is.

Then again one night I got really stoned and me and some of my friends decided it would be funny to cut off the muffler.

Fun times. Cept I had to drive that crap for another 2 months :p
 

liberal

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:p
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Save your money for the engine repairs you will need to pay for when your car inevitably breaks down.
 

liberal

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I've never had any problems with the engine, thats the great thing about that car. Even when its cold as hell (oxymoronic phrase) outside, it starts everytime.

Oh yeah, and **** you for the smartass remark.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Why don't you just wait 2 months and get something else?




Vincent is right though, don't put any money into that car.
 
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