Crappy car needs "pimpin'"

[liberal]

My first car, a 1992 Subaru Loyale, is in dire need of help. Here's a picture just so you got a visual:

http://auto.consumerguide.com/images/autoreview/lrg/91810081990101LRG.jpg

In February, I should have about $3000 to buy something else, but what are some things I can do to customize the car now?

 

[undesputable]

i dont know man....i think that car is hopeless

 

[Vincent]

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Did I make my point? Your car is not a sports car, you can't make it look like one, so don't try.

 

[liberal]

So...you're saying there's a chance? I read ya!

 

[diablo]

He's 17, cut him some slack. One of my little brothers is the same age (actually, all 3 are), and has just put not only pop-off wheel covers (bling blingin plastic chrome) on the wheels, but also installed neon lighting in the interior. He drives a 1992 Buick LaSabre (like this one: http://www.anarchyrobotics.com/IM000440.JPG) Guess it comes with the age... definitely do nothing to your car - otherwise people will laugh at you, or think you're trash, or both.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by diablo
installed neon lighting in the interior.

Your brothers are stupid and I hate them.

Seriously if you do anything to that car, I'll take a bat to you.

 

[liberal]

It must definitely come with the age, I was actually thinking of getting some of those cheap hubcabs and neon lighting.

Vincent, ever had a crappy car? It can make a sane person want to go to desperate lengths to improve their car.

Get laughed at if I do anything to the car? I'm already getting laughed at! I thought by making some modifications, I could show I actually give a damn about what the car looks like.

I know, with age comes wisdom. I just need some more threats to prevent me from doing anything to this car.

 

[Vincent]

Would a 94 mint green taurus be a crappy car? Oh wait yes it is.

Then again one night I got really stoned and me and some of my friends decided it would be funny to cut off the muffler.

Fun times. Cept I had to drive that crap for another 2 months

 

[Life-Trainee]

Paint the car orange with black racing stripes. Get some cheesy rims and you be aight.

 

[liberal]

 

[Julian]

Save your money for the engine repairs you will need to pay for when your car inevitably breaks down.

 

[liberal]

I've never had any problems with the engine, thats the great thing about that car. Even when its cold as hell (oxymoronic phrase) outside, it starts everytime.

Oh yeah, and **** you for the smartass remark.

 

[Interpol]

Well unless you've got about 20 grand lying around...I'd say you should just enter to be on "Pimp My Ride" and hope for the best. Xzibit is the only one who can help you now.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

Why don't you just wait 2 months and get something else?




Vincent is right though, don't put any money into that car.