Crappy car needs "pimpin'"

liberal

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undesputable

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i dont know man....i think that car is hopeless
 

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Did I make my point? Your car is not a sports car, you can't make it look like one, so don't try.
 

liberal

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So...you're saying there's a chance? I read ya!
 

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He's 17, cut him some slack. One of my little brothers is the same age (actually, all 3 are), and has just put not only pop-off wheel covers (bling blingin plastic chrome) on the wheels, but also installed neon lighting in the interior. He drives a 1992 Buick LaSabre (like this one: http://www.anarchyrobotics.com/IM000440.JPG) Guess it comes with the age... definitely do nothing to your car - otherwise people will laugh at you, or think you're trash, or both.
 

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Vincent

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Originally posted by diablo
installed neon lighting in the interior.
Your brothers are stupid and I hate them.

Seriously if you do anything to that car, I'll take a bat to you.
 

liberal

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It must definitely come with the age, I was actually thinking of getting some of those cheap hubcabs and neon lighting.

Vincent, ever had a crappy car? It can make a sane person want to go to desperate lengths to improve their car.

Get laughed at if I do anything to the car? I'm already getting laughed at! I thought by making some modifications, I could show I actually give a damn about what the car looks like.

I know, with age comes wisdom. I just need some more threats to prevent me from doing anything to this car.
 

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Would a 94 mint green taurus be a crappy car? Oh wait yes it is.

Then again one night I got really stoned and me and some of my friends decided it would be funny to cut off the muffler.

Fun times. Cept I had to drive that crap for another 2 months :p
 

liberal

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:p
 

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Save your money for the engine repairs you will need to pay for when your car inevitably breaks down.
 

liberal

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I've never had any problems with the engine, thats the great thing about that car. Even when its cold as hell (oxymoronic phrase) outside, it starts everytime.

Oh yeah, and **** you for the smartass remark.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Why don't you just wait 2 months and get something else?




Vincent is right though, don't put any money into that car.
 
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