"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cramps, what's the solution

ethnomethodologist

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Everyday, I get cramps in the weirdest places on my body.

My calves, below my abs, my back, even my forearm cramps...

Some call it locking... It sure feels like it, I have to stretch out like a cat to get them to even begin to stop my muscle from overflexing.

Do you guys think it's my muscle slipping from it's normal position? Could it be a form of tetanus(lockjaw)?

This is pissing me off...

My ex co-workers told me it's because I drink WAYYY too mcuh coffee. I drink STRONG coffee, about 20-25 cups a day!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Griffith

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Your caffeine intake sounds ridiculous, but I don't know if that's related. I hear charlie horses have something to do with insufficient vitamins.
 

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Its because you never get out of your seat, because you're too busy posting ridiculously on SoSuave. Try being more active (physically)
 

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A coffee intake like that is absurd. But whatever; your funeral.

You need more water and sodium in your diet. Water; not coffee, cordial or juice. Water straight from the tap.

Coffee is a diuretic, so no surprises you're dehydrated. Get water, and some electrolyte supplements/powder. Not gatorade or other commercial crap - get a low sugar alternative. I recommend Endura.

That'll sort your cramps if you ease up on coffee.
 

ethnomethodologist

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Thanks manuva n Griffith. I drink coffee and alcohol like a devil, and I pi$s like one too. I'll see what I can do about cutting it out over the weekend and slowing down for today.

Originally posted by Create Reality
Its because you never get out of your seat, because you're too busy posting ridiculously on SoSuave. Try being more active (physically)
Why thank you Mr reality, I probably do sit down to much each day. I work on a damned computer, I want a treadmill.

I workout everyday, either cardio, or weight training.

It's my diet:) Not my posting habits.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Chillisauce

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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
My ex co-workers told me it's because I drink WAYYY too mcuh coffee. I drink STRONG coffee, about 20-25 cups a day!
Jeeeezus! thats alot of coffee, do you have problems sleeping at night?

Ingestion of 150mg/kg of caffeine seems to be the LD_50 (50% of people die at that dose). If your about 65 kgs and drink 25 cups of very strong coffe (300-350mg per cup) that would put you well within the danger zone.

Why do you even bother asking us whats wrong with you? you already know, so is it some kind of rhetorical, attention seeking post like you always seem to let out, or is this whole thing a fabrication?

btw, Regular use of upwards of 350 mg of caffeine a day causes physical dependence on the drug so if you want to save your arse your going to go through a rough withdrawl.
 

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I drink STRONG coffee, about 20-25 cups a day!
Holy fvcking sh1t man! It's amazing you're still alive!

Worry less about your cramps and more about your kidneys.:(
 
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