"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cramps, what's the solution

ethnomethodologist

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Everyday, I get cramps in the weirdest places on my body.

My calves, below my abs, my back, even my forearm cramps...

Some call it locking... It sure feels like it, I have to stretch out like a cat to get them to even begin to stop my muscle from overflexing.

Do you guys think it's my muscle slipping from it's normal position? Could it be a form of tetanus(lockjaw)?

This is pissing me off...

My ex co-workers told me it's because I drink WAYYY too mcuh coffee. I drink STRONG coffee, about 20-25 cups a day!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Griffith

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Your caffeine intake sounds ridiculous, but I don't know if that's related. I hear charlie horses have something to do with insufficient vitamins.
 

Create Reality

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Its because you never get out of your seat, because you're too busy posting ridiculously on SoSuave. Try being more active (physically)
 

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A coffee intake like that is absurd. But whatever; your funeral.

You need more water and sodium in your diet. Water; not coffee, cordial or juice. Water straight from the tap.

Coffee is a diuretic, so no surprises you're dehydrated. Get water, and some electrolyte supplements/powder. Not gatorade or other commercial crap - get a low sugar alternative. I recommend Endura.

That'll sort your cramps if you ease up on coffee.
 

ethnomethodologist

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Thanks manuva n Griffith. I drink coffee and alcohol like a devil, and I pi$s like one too. I'll see what I can do about cutting it out over the weekend and slowing down for today.

Originally posted by Create Reality
Its because you never get out of your seat, because you're too busy posting ridiculously on SoSuave. Try being more active (physically)
Why thank you Mr reality, I probably do sit down to much each day. I work on a damned computer, I want a treadmill.

I workout everyday, either cardio, or weight training.

It's my diet:) Not my posting habits.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Chillisauce

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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
My ex co-workers told me it's because I drink WAYYY too mcuh coffee. I drink STRONG coffee, about 20-25 cups a day!
Jeeeezus! thats alot of coffee, do you have problems sleeping at night?

Ingestion of 150mg/kg of caffeine seems to be the LD_50 (50% of people die at that dose). If your about 65 kgs and drink 25 cups of very strong coffe (300-350mg per cup) that would put you well within the danger zone.

Why do you even bother asking us whats wrong with you? you already know, so is it some kind of rhetorical, attention seeking post like you always seem to let out, or is this whole thing a fabrication?

btw, Regular use of upwards of 350 mg of caffeine a day causes physical dependence on the drug so if you want to save your arse your going to go through a rough withdrawl.
 

Shiftkey

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I drink STRONG coffee, about 20-25 cups a day!
Holy fvcking sh1t man! It's amazing you're still alive!

Worry less about your cramps and more about your kidneys.:(
 
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