"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Countdown to Lamborghini

mrgoodstuff

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I had sex with this girl last night.

Not for free.

I met her at a strip club while drunk as fvck, got her number, then invited her over for a "private show." She said it was the first time she ever did that.

Gave her FOUR orgasms with d1ck alone and I don't even care who believes me or not.
Smashed it
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I think it will be interesting after the novelty wears off and I'm just driving it around like a regular car. Like at the gas station, grocery store, etc.
 

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Congrats...

Can I have your truck ?....
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Dingo

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Lol... You crack me up...

Don't wrap the Lambo around a tree...
 

R.U.G.

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A loan that I'll have paid off real soon. Actually combining two different loans.

A HELOC with a regular auto loan to cover the difference.

Geez. No money... I thought you were buying with cash. You never buy a used exotic with a loan. Why would you take a HELOC out on a depreciating asset so if something goes wrong with your business or you have an accident and you have no money coming in? You think it was wise to put your home on the line for a used exotic car?

Well, I hope you put some money away for the maintenance; as that's going to cost you a pretty penny. Time for you to now join Lamborghini-Talk.com and learn about the ins and outs of the car; as well as what you can expect in terms of carrying costs.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MrWood

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he buys and leases women with sh1t credit, why should a Lambo be different
 

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I had sex with this girl last night.

Not for free.

I met her at a strip club while drunk as fvck, got her number, then invited her over for a "private show." She said it was the first time she ever did that.

Gave her FOUR orgasms with d1ck alone and I don't even care who believes me or not.
yea but you paid her. in her eyes you are beta buck
 

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You guys in the US has it good when it comes to cars.

I was just checking used lamborghini's prices and it's fvcking cheap there compared to where I'm at.

I think getting a loan is a pretty smart move provided the interest is low.

Over here where I'm at a used 2012 lambo aventador is priced at USD $ 460,000
 

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Like I said, I broke my neck and back when I was younger. I have no need for speed.

But that's a good transition to bring up my paralyzed hand and back injuries and the plate in my neck. Which is another value story in my opinion.
your hand is paralyzed?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Geez. No money... I thought you were buying with cash. You never buy a used exotic with a loan. Why would you take a HELOC out on a depreciating asset so if something goes wrong with your business or you have an accident and you have no money coming in? You think it was wise to put your home on the line for a used exotic car?

Well, I hope you put some money away for the maintenance; as that's going to cost you a pretty penny. Time for you to now join Lamborghini-Talk.com and learn about the ins and outs of the car; as well as what you can expect in terms of carrying costs.
I'll let you know when I give a fvck about your advice.

$169/month for a HELOC payment isn't exactly "putting it on the line."

Why did I answer this question? Just to hear a bunch of "advice" that I'm not interested in.
 

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What never ceases to amaze me is the ends Richard, or Neil, or whomever will go to just for a piece of tail. Seems like there should be more to life goals than getting your d*ck wet from some "hot girls". Especially when you have to pay for that privilege. Oh well, to each their own I guess.
 

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37yo Ukraine HB8 nurse is flying in this weekend, on her dime 500$, we never met in real life before

must have been my Lambo
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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