timmylivingalie
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What do you say when this happens?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Cougar says shes old enough to be my mom
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Bible_Belt
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Cougar says shes old enough to be my mom. What do you say when this happens?
"These things happen." And then just keep going.
fwiw, I once did a woman old enough to be my grandma.
"These things happen." And then just keep going.
fwiw, I once did a woman old enough to be my grandma.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PapiChulo
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It's a sh!t test 80% of the time only. Sometimes they do mean it. Speaking from experience.
YouKnowI'mRight
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Aaron B said:
Yup to both of those. Just looking at her like she spoke some obscure foreign language works as well as just behaving as if it's completely outside of your reality. Actually, they both indicate the same thing --- DID NOT COMPUTE.Crissco said:
What her reasons were for doing it don't matter, but if you really don't care about the age deal then it shouldn't effect you any more than puzzling you or just not computing in your brain.
Do either of the above and you pass. She'll move on to more advanced ones (unconsciously).....after all she's experienced
Speaking of which, I highly recommend that guys go out with girls from the previous generation. You'll pick up LOTS of experience, competence, confidence, and it'll make getting girls your own age childs-play.
It's story telling time :woo: ! You're not getting out of this one!Bible_Belt said:Cougar says shes old enough to be my mom. What do you say when this happens?
"These things happen." And then just keep going.
fwiw, I once did a woman old enough to be my grandma.
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This is one of Judge nismo's favorite topics!Bible_Belt said:Cougar says shes old enough to be my mom. What do you say when this happens?
"These things happen." And then just keep going.
fwiw, I once did a woman old enough to be my grandma.
Bible Belt, I had a Louisiana woman who was 63 tell me this while we were in a Popeye's Chicken, and I ignored the comment. What did I do? I just leaned in and kissed her, then I nibbled on her neck. It shut that sh*t test down. Eventually, we went out to Stone Mountain, then she took Judge nismo to chambers! She was great in the sack too, not to mention still fine for her age!
But she eventually realized that she was under my spell and eventually told me that things were age inappropriate. C'est La Vie. F**k it, as I already did that to her. Perhaps I made her sore while I stretched her vagina out. She went back to Louisiana walking like she got a good pounding from my gavel!
Alas, this is often times a sh*t test. Use the kiss defense as stated above. Or use the age defense (If she's 45, say you're + or - 2 years old. That would be 43-47 in this case.) Or use the "dance like nobody's watching" defense and call her out for her fear, to make her want you. Best combined with the kiss defense. Do a light lick too and tell her about her perfume.
Or use the ignore defense (When she talks about age, just keep going like you didn't hear it.) The right use of these defenses, might get you in chambers! :yes: Discussing and reasoning with the age difference is counter-intuitive.:nono:
Don't give up the frame.:nono:
Don't look at her as discounted goods.:nono:
Don't forget to hold hands, and if you're bold like me, kiss it! Read and apply my sig. :yes:
And do be romantic! That's my ruling.
Case closed.:rockon:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Fumbduck
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I've had that happen to me. I just respond with:
"Yeah you are old enough to be my mom, cradle-robber"
"Yeah you are old enough to be my mom, cradle-robber
"timmylivingalie
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I been just ignoring that she that and freezed her out for a little while. Back to gaming her again.