"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Corona makes me realize a lot of men are really pvssies

Thechamp

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The op is a ****ing little ***** and him and his family may or may not be infected real men help people in theses situations, if you think people are pussies I would like to see you on the front line helping these people , my father was a green beret soldier and trained with the gurkhas and still be able to kill you **** you and your bull**** thread if your in the USA good luck !
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The op is a ****ing little ***** and him and his family may or may not be infected real men help people in theses situations, if you think people are pussies I would like to see you on the front line helping these people , my father was a green beret soldier and trained with the gurkhas and still be able to kill you **** you and your bull**** thread if your in the USA good luck !
Relax and breath man. No need to get so worked up, or start attacking people. Save your energy for more important things then strangers on this forum you don’t agree with.
 
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