"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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confusing pile o shiat. check this triangle out

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HB 8.5 likes me.
I don't like her like that. We are friends.
I like the HB's friend. She likes someone else.
HB's other friend used to be my oneitis.

GODDAM!!

Well, that's the whole picture but how do I get her not to like me?! And go back to being friends? I mean, I didn't even do anything special to get her to like me...wtf. Goddam **** was going to smooth and now this pops up. GODDAM

btw, why don't I like a HB latina 8.5? Because it's personal stuff that has to do with the dark world of drugs, alcohol, and money. er...something like that lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If she's a smart girl, the HB 8.5 will get over it sooner or later. Since all three chicks know u, its a good idea to build good rapport among all of em in the meantime. What does the target chick look like?
 

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HB 8.5 is now HB 8.

ok so HB8 is: latina, tall, medium tits, dancer, friendly

HBtarget is: caucasian, sports gal, big tits :D , friendly, smart gal

HBfriend is: asian, short, i think she's high maintenence.

Anyways, HB target likes this black guy so I'm like, "whatever." HBfriend said she'd tell me somethign special like on Wednesday or thursday I can't remember, but she said she'd tell me something that might help here. I'm trying to keep them all happy because if one goes pissy then they will someone all bond together and team up on me because these chicks are like close as hell although they have little fights. No, not in bed unfortunately. :(
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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AFK, if I were you, I'd be all over that HB8. You must have extremely high standards. For me, if a b1tch is fine, I'm diggin' it out. ;)
 

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Yes it is very complex. I believe HBfriend likes me. I also believe she is kinda reluctantly egging HB8 on. However, I can't piss either off for covert reasons but let's just say sh1t will hit the fan if either gets pissed. turns out HB8 and HB target used to like the same guy. That guy is no longer alive.

Well...he's alive but he's like fvcked up now like everyone is against him except a few open-minded ppl like me :D or ppl who know the whole story. HB oneitis and HB target also liked the same guy. I think HB target is getting pissed she can't get the guy she wants but she's the hottest outta them all so I dunno why. hmm...
 

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Anyways, HB target likes this black guy so I'm like, "whatever."
Hey man, stuff like that happens. Night before last I was at this party and I was the only black guy (ironic movie type setting:p )
Anywho this girl came in who happened to be black. She was talking and out of nowhere she says "I don't date black guys."

Some women have certain pereferences just like us guys do. Did I get pissed at her statement...eh a little. But I got over it because she wasn't really that attractive and there was a caucasin chick at the party with big boobs DOH!!!!!!!:p

Anywhoo learn to just brush your shoulder off man when stuff like that happens.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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