confusing pile o shiat. check this triangle out

[AFK Protector]

HB 8.5 likes me.
I don't like her like that. We are friends.
I like the HB's friend. She likes someone else.
HB's other friend used to be my oneitis.

GODDAM!!

Well, that's the whole picture but how do I get her not to like me?! And go back to being friends? I mean, I didn't even do anything special to get her to like me...wtf. Goddam **** was going to smooth and now this pops up. GODDAM

btw, why don't I like a HB latina 8.5? Because it's personal stuff that has to do with the dark world of drugs, alcohol, and money. er...something like that lol

 

[Smoothaswetsoap]

Solution:

Send the HB8.5 to me.

 

[California Love]

If she's a smart girl, the HB 8.5 will get over it sooner or later. Since all three chicks know u, its a good idea to build good rapport among all of em in the meantime. What does the target chick look like?

 

[AFK Protector]

HB 8.5 is now HB 8.

ok so HB8 is: latina, tall, medium tits, dancer, friendly

HBtarget is: caucasian, sports gal, big tits , friendly, smart gal

HBfriend is: asian, short, i think she's high maintenence.

Anyways, HB target likes this black guy so I'm like, "whatever." HBfriend said she'd tell me somethign special like on Wednesday or thursday I can't remember, but she said she'd tell me something that might help here. I'm trying to keep them all happy because if one goes pissy then they will someone all bond together and team up on me because these chicks are like close as hell although they have little fights. No, not in bed unfortunately.

 

[AFK Protector]

HB target isn't my oneitis. I forgot about her and am not pursuing oneitis because she's attached and kinda boring now that I see that I'm the one trying to be fun and she's like, " " wtf!?!?. everyone else laughs. f that

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

AFK, if I were you, I'd be all over that HB8. You must have extremely high standards. For me, if a b1tch is fine, I'm diggin' it out.

 

[AFK Protector]

Yes it is very complex. I believe HBfriend likes me. I also believe she is kinda reluctantly egging HB8 on. However, I can't piss either off for covert reasons but let's just say sh1t will hit the fan if either gets pissed. turns out HB8 and HB target used to like the same guy. That guy is no longer alive.

Well...he's alive but he's like fvcked up now like everyone is against him except a few open-minded ppl like me or ppl who know the whole story. HB oneitis and HB target also liked the same guy. I think HB target is getting pissed she can't get the guy she wants but she's the hottest outta them all so I dunno why. hmm...

 

[A&F Brand Cologne]

hey guys a hot girl likes me

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

Anyways, HB target likes this black guy so I'm like, "whatever."

Hey man, stuff like that happens. Night before last I was at this party and I was the only black guy (ironic movie type setting )
Anywho this girl came in who happened to be black. She was talking and out of nowhere she says "I don't date black guys."

Some women have certain pereferences just like us guys do. Did I get pissed at her statement...eh a little. But I got over it because she wasn't really that attractive and there was a caucasin chick at the party with big boobs DOH!!!!!!!

Anywhoo learn to just brush your shoulder off man when stuff like that happens.

 

[AFK Protector]

yeah I don't care anymore. I'm going to keep focusing on myself and they can go shag.