"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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saber101

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Might be using a condom for the first time. Dont really know what to choose, also dont know if it will fit me. im long but not girthy so i dont want it to slip off. Any suggestions?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BluEyes

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Make sure to pick the right size...If it's too big, it'll slip off. If it's too small, it'll tear(personal experience here). Buy afew different sizes and experiment...It's not something u wanna make a mistake with.
 

PleasureKing

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go buy different ones and test them out. what else can i tell you? if its your first time, make sure you know how to properly put it on haha. its not hard.

you know, you can always ask the umm pharmacist person at the drug store who sells the condoms for some advice. it is their job after all to help the customers, ;]
 

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I don't see why people gte embarrsed when they buy condoms. It's like "fkuk im getting laid!"
 

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are you magnum size? then get those otherwise I recommend those durex fetherlites (ultrafine)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LA_Chico

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yea bro, when u by condoms wink at the Cashier if its a chick,
 

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I get mine on the internet. Easy, simple, and doesn't involve any embarrassing situations in the chemist. Ba da bing!

As for the type, I recommend Durex Featherlites. Always worked best I find.
 

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you're gonna hate the feeling of a condom, that is assuming you've fvcked without one.
Trojan Ultrathins.
 

saber101

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Patrick124 said:
you're gonna hate the feeling of a condom, that is assuming you've fvcked without one.
Trojan Ultrathins.
haha no first time bro. but theres a mall close to my house and they sell lifestyles brand in the bathroom. Think i should trust it?
 

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I wouldn't trust it any more than I trust there isnt traces of sh*t all over the floor. Go to a drug store/711/whatever.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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saber101

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supajsilver2 said:
I wouldn't trust it any more than I trust there isnt traces of sh*t all over the floor. Go to a drug store/711/whatever.
I went and bought a regular sized one, and a small fitting one, just to see which one fit me best. The small one was too small and the average one was just about right.

So here's whats happening on friday. I'm going to my friends party with this chick thats madly in love with me. Im driving her there and back, shell be drinking and i wont. So im pretty much in. Do you think that if all goes well i could just stop at the drug store after the party if i need to?
 

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saber101 said:
I went and bought a regular sized one, and a small fitting one, just to see which one fit me best. The small one was too small and the average one was just about right.

So here's whats happening on friday. I'm going to my friends party with this chick thats madly in love with me. Im driving her there and back, shell be drinking and i wont. So im pretty much in. Do you think that if all goes well i could just stop at the drug store after the party if i need to?
why stop at the drug store after the party. keep a couple in your wallet, pocket, or car. just be mature dude, make sure you understand your priorities, and you can handle all the consquences for your actions.

~good luck, be safe, have fun.
PleasureKing
 

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PleasureKing said:
why stop at the drug store after the party. <b>keep a couple in your wallet, pocket</b>, or car. just be mature dude, make sure you understand your priorities, and you can handle all the consquences for your actions.

~good luck, be safe, have fun.
PleasureKing
Noooooo.
Don't keep them in your wallet.
Keep them inside your car.

If you want to carry them around with you, get a little aluminum/metal container so that you don't accidently damage them or anything...personally, I use the little altoid containers and just put it in my pocket.
 

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And i carry mine in a Sucrets case. Those are sore throat things, btw.
 

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Trojan Extended Pleasure

Yikes, posted this in the wrong forum. Silly me.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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qweretyuiopas

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PRMoon said:
These condoms suck. They burn slightly and my arms litterally gave out last night and I didn't get my rocks off. I was very unsatisfied.

I'm sticking with the ultra thins...unless I'm with a girl who I want to teach a lesson to.
You used it to jack off?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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