Kerensky
Master Don Juan
You're in denial.
You also have a small penis and everyone knows. I laugh at you. hahahaha
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Condoms for big guys
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You also have a small penis and everyone knows. I laugh at you. hahahaha
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
No your just a materialist easily succumbing to societies "truths." When in acuallity, you HAVE no proof on whether it is true or not.
"The masses are @sses." -- You just follow the crowd.
On on the other hand have proof. If anyone requests it, I will be glad to show it to them.
Furthermore, please tell me HOW do you know my penis size? Even though your mom is well acquainted with my penis does not give you presmise to know it.
Have you heard the stories of the 12'' legend...? If you did, then you wouldn't be talking.
Don't point you little stubby finger at me claiming I am in DENIAL. What do you base your evidence on?
"The masses are @sses." -- You just follow the crowd.
On on the other hand have proof. If anyone requests it, I will be glad to show it to them.
Furthermore, please tell me HOW do you know my penis size? Even though your mom is well acquainted with my penis does not give you presmise to know it.
Have you heard the stories of the 12'' legend...? If you did, then you wouldn't be talking.
Don't point you little stubby finger at me claiming I am in DENIAL. What do you base your evidence on?
Flint Stoner
Don Juan
shut DOOWWNNN
Nex
Senior Don Juan
Hahahaha....
The way you got so defensive really shows you have a small penis.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by Nex
Hahahaha....
The way you got so defensive really shows you have a small penis.
LMAO, good sh1t.
Flint Stoner
Don Juan
anyways.. what kind of condom would you guys suggest for someone 7inches in length.. 6 in girth?
I find normal sized condoms kind of tight
I find normal sized condoms kind of tight
familyguyfan
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I was gonna say the same thing.Originally posted by Nex
Hahahaha....
The way you got so defensive really shows you have a small penis.