Kerensky
Master Don Juan
You're in denial.
You also have a small penis and everyone knows. I laugh at you. hahahaha
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Condoms for big guys
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You also have a small penis and everyone knows. I laugh at you. hahahaha
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
No your just a materialist easily succumbing to societies "truths." When in acuallity, you HAVE no proof on whether it is true or not.
"The masses are @sses." -- You just follow the crowd.
On on the other hand have proof. If anyone requests it, I will be glad to show it to them.
Furthermore, please tell me HOW do you know my penis size? Even though your mom is well acquainted with my penis does not give you presmise to know it.
Have you heard the stories of the 12'' legend...? If you did, then you wouldn't be talking.
Don't point you little stubby finger at me claiming I am in DENIAL. What do you base your evidence on?
"The masses are @sses." -- You just follow the crowd.
On on the other hand have proof. If anyone requests it, I will be glad to show it to them.
Furthermore, please tell me HOW do you know my penis size? Even though your mom is well acquainted with my penis does not give you presmise to know it.
Have you heard the stories of the 12'' legend...? If you did, then you wouldn't be talking.
Don't point you little stubby finger at me claiming I am in DENIAL. What do you base your evidence on?
Flint Stoner
Don Juan
shut DOOWWNNN
Nex
Senior Don Juan
Hahahaha....
The way you got so defensive really shows you have a small penis.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by Nex
Hahahaha....
The way you got so defensive really shows you have a small penis.
LMAO, good sh1t.
Flint Stoner
Don Juan
anyways.. what kind of condom would you guys suggest for someone 7inches in length.. 6 in girth?
I find normal sized condoms kind of tight
I find normal sized condoms kind of tight
familyguyfan
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I was gonna say the same thing.Originally posted by Nex
Hahahaha....
The way you got so defensive really shows you have a small penis.