Kerensky
Master Don Juan
You're in denial.
You also have a small penis and everyone knows. I laugh at you. hahahaha
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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You also have a small penis and everyone knows. I laugh at you. hahahaha
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
No your just a materialist easily succumbing to societies "truths." When in acuallity, you HAVE no proof on whether it is true or not.
"The masses are @sses." -- You just follow the crowd.
On on the other hand have proof. If anyone requests it, I will be glad to show it to them.
Furthermore, please tell me HOW do you know my penis size? Even though your mom is well acquainted with my penis does not give you presmise to know it.
Have you heard the stories of the 12'' legend...? If you did, then you wouldn't be talking.
Don't point you little stubby finger at me claiming I am in DENIAL. What do you base your evidence on?
"The masses are @sses." -- You just follow the crowd.
On on the other hand have proof. If anyone requests it, I will be glad to show it to them.
Furthermore, please tell me HOW do you know my penis size? Even though your mom is well acquainted with my penis does not give you presmise to know it.
Have you heard the stories of the 12'' legend...? If you did, then you wouldn't be talking.
Don't point you little stubby finger at me claiming I am in DENIAL. What do you base your evidence on?
Flint Stoner
Don Juan
shut DOOWWNNN
Nex
Senior Don Juan
Hahahaha....
The way you got so defensive really shows you have a small penis.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by Nex
Hahahaha....
The way you got so defensive really shows you have a small penis.
LMAO, good sh1t.
Flint Stoner
Don Juan
anyways.. what kind of condom would you guys suggest for someone 7inches in length.. 6 in girth?
I find normal sized condoms kind of tight
I find normal sized condoms kind of tight
familyguyfan
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I was gonna say the same thing.Originally posted by Nex
Hahahaha....
The way you got so defensive really shows you have a small penis.