"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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search1ng

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I'm Going away for a few days, meeting up with a female friend i haven't seen in awhile. Anyway, where do you guys carry Condoms on your person? I've heard wallet is bad, i don't think the Hotel or w/e will have them stocked and I'm not taking my car.

Some insight would be much appreciated, thanks.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Lion

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LOL use you imagination man, if you are going away aren't you taking a bag? Put it in your sock, between your cheeks.... maybe swallow it?!!!!
 

search1ng

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oh yeah... LOL, moment of brain death. Too used to leaving it at the house/car.
 
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Good idea! My rectum. I forgot about that!

Oh yeah! while i'm at it you can come over and help widen my ass-hole with this pink rubber dildo. Then we can all sing '99 red balloons' and have a gay circle jerk into a cup and the first one to shoot will have to drink it all!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I put mine in my wallet despite warnings. Before I bust, I always take one last look down there to make sure it's still on and that it's not ripped. It's always a good idea to take one last look no matter what just to be on the safe side.
 

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It is only bad to put it in your wallet if you put your wallet in your back pocket.
 

speakeasy

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Well, if you're getting enough ass, they shouldn't be sitting in your wallet for very long. :)
 
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