My Name is Nobody
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tick37 said:
Well if you don't know, who the hell does??
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Well if you don't know, who the hell does??
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That's what I'm screaming!My Name is Nobody said:Well if you don't know, who the hell does??
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tick37 said:That's what I'm screaming!
I was b!tching about this on the board the night it happened just like the OP. I don't know if anyone remembers when I was bragging about how I nutted in her face.
My Name is Nobody said:I was b!tching about this on the board the night it happened just like the OP. I don't know if anyone remembers when I was bragging about how I nutted in her face.
Guess what! Nobody cares! You come her to get validation. You spill your guts about all this crap you've done with women. You constantly talk about yourself. Everything relates to YOU. Once you realize that it isn't always about you, you'll be the sh1t.
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tick37 said:Guess what! Nobody cares! You come her to get validation. You spill your guts about all this crap you've done with women. You constantly talk about yourself. Everything relates to YOU. Once you realize that it isn't always about you, you'll be the sh1t.
I guess you'd rather me start giving out advice then.
Will do!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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tick37 said:No, don't give advice. Start learning. I don't like where you are right now. I'm not perfect, but I do know that you aren't happy. You aren't relying on yourself, but I want you to.
I don't like where I am either. I'm stuck at work the same place I always am so I can afford my own place in order to bang chics. Yeah, I have no time for other sh!t except sleep and posting on here about my escapades. It makes me feel better and kills time.
I just hope they aren't monitoring it.
get the pill yourself and force feed it to her. Unless you think she s the type of mother you want for your kid.sexy_kuta said:so now the thing, i dunno wtf to do, she just got off her period, i told her to go take the morning pill today,
she doesnt seem to care much she has the 'meh' type of additude,
I hate to bring this up but the exact same situation just happened to a friend of mine, gave him a condom, it broke, he got the girl the pill after a couple days, she took it and.................... now she s pregnant! really fvcked up situation
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People can barely stay together for 6 months let alone the rest of their lives... having a kid now only mean you are obligated to pay her money everymonth.. she will still go out and f whom ever she wants..LOLtick37 said:Condom broke! Guess what, you might be a dad. Own up. If not, stop fvcking and fvck the girl you're willing to live with the rest of your life. I don't feel sorry for you because you knrew what your sperm would do. Good luck!
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I keep saying this and people keep ignoring it. Store some soldiers and get that tube snipped. Do it yesterday!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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STOP!!!!Dont get too happy yet... Make sure it is a full period that lasts the full 3 to 5 days and not just "implantation spotting" which many silly hos and slut mistake for a period...sexy_kuta said:yooo,
so she just had her period today,
good sign? so i can finally drop her purse off?
Joe The Homophobe
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don't worry, the male control pill is like 5 years away or something according to the latest news. The world will be a better place but let us hope none of us get a girl pregnant before that happens. Imagine getting a girl pregnant and next month the pill is selling in stores.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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comic_relief
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good point, how long does that take to see afterwards?DonGorgon said:STOP!!!!Dont get too happy yet... Make sure it is a full period that lasts the full 3 to 5 days and not just "implantation spotting" which many silly hos and slut mistake for a period...
comic_relief
**** yea,vagrant said:if you didn't use a condom but you didn't *** inside..can you get your girlfriend pregnant? lately i've been f*ckin my girl without a condom but i pull out..now i know i should always bring one with me all the time!~
your c0ck releases pre ccum, its still ccum but just a lil bit, but its more than enough to knock your gf up, make sure shes on the pill dude,
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So is she getting kicked to the curb or what?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.