"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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My Name is Nobody said:
Well if you don't know, who the hell does??
That's what I'm screaming!
 
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tick37 said:
That's what I'm screaming!

I was b!tching about this on the board the night it happened just like the OP. I don't know if anyone remembers when I was bragging about how I nutted in her face.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
I was b!tching about this on the board the night it happened just like the OP. I don't know if anyone remembers when I was bragging about how I nutted in her face.

Guess what! Nobody cares! You come her to get validation. You spill your guts about all this crap you've done with women. You constantly talk about yourself. Everything relates to YOU. Once you realize that it isn't always about you, you'll be the sh1t.
 
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tick37 said:
Guess what! Nobody cares! You come her to get validation. You spill your guts about all this crap you've done with women. You constantly talk about yourself. Everything relates to YOU. Once you realize that it isn't always about you, you'll be the sh1t.

I guess you'd rather me start giving out advice then.
Will do!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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No, don't give advice. Start learning. I don't like where you are right now. I'm not perfect, but I do know that you aren't happy. You aren't relying on yourself, but I want you to.
 
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tick37 said:
No, don't give advice. Start learning. I don't like where you are right now. I'm not perfect, but I do know that you aren't happy. You aren't relying on yourself, but I want you to.

I don't like where I am either. I'm stuck at work the same place I always am so I can afford my own place in order to bang chics. Yeah, I have no time for other sh!t except sleep and posting on here about my escapades. It makes me feel better and kills time.

I just hope they aren't monitoring it.
 

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sexy_kuta said:
so now the thing, i dunno wtf to do, she just got off her period, i told her to go take the morning pill today,
she doesnt seem to care much she has the 'meh' type of additude,
get the pill yourself and force feed it to her. Unless you think she s the type of mother you want for your kid.

I hate to bring this up but the exact same situation just happened to a friend of mine, gave him a condom, it broke, he got the girl the pill after a couple days, she took it and.................... now she s pregnant! really fvcked up situation
 

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tick37 said:
Condom broke! Guess what, you might be a dad. Own up. If not, stop fvcking and fvck the girl you're willing to live with the rest of your life. I don't feel sorry for you because you knrew what your sperm would do. Good luck!
People can barely stay together for 6 months let alone the rest of their lives... having a kid now only mean you are obligated to pay her money everymonth.. she will still go out and f whom ever she wants..LOL
 

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I keep saying this and people keep ignoring it. Store some soldiers and get that tube snipped. Do it yesterday!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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yooo,

so she just had her period today,

good sign? so i can finally drop her purse off?
 

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yooo,

so she just had her period today,

good sign? so i can finally drop her purse off?
STOP!!!!Dont get too happy yet... Make sure it is a full period that lasts the full 3 to 5 days and not just "implantation spotting" which many silly hos and slut mistake for a period...
 

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The morning after pill is just a giant birth control pill, any brand will do. Get some from a female friend.
 

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don't worry, the male control pill is like 5 years away or something according to the latest news. The world will be a better place but let us hope none of us get a girl pregnant before that happens. Imagine getting a girl pregnant and next month the pill is selling in stores.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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if you didn't use a condom but you didn't *** inside..can you get your girlfriend pregnant? lately i've been f*ckin my girl without a condom but i pull out..now i know i should always bring one with me all the time!~
 

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DonGorgon said:
STOP!!!!Dont get too happy yet... Make sure it is a full period that lasts the full 3 to 5 days and not just "implantation spotting" which many silly hos and slut mistake for a period...
good point, how long does that take to see afterwards?

comic_relief
 

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vagrant said:
if you didn't use a condom but you didn't *** inside..can you get your girlfriend pregnant? lately i've been f*ckin my girl without a condom but i pull out..now i know i should always bring one with me all the time!~
**** yea,
your c0ck releases pre ccum, its still ccum but just a lil bit, but its more than enough to knock your gf up, make sure shes on the pill dude,
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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