"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Concerned about pregnancy(serious)

gimmeyofonenumba

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I had sex with my girl last nite. Used a condom. After i finished i took the condom off and laid back, i remember taking off the condom and tossing it in the trash from my bed, but i remember having a little bit of semen remaining on my schlong. I remember trying to wipe it off with my hand, but like 3 minutes after my girl mounted on top of me, and i remember her private area very gently brushed against my area. Im sure there was a very very small ammount left, and her area came very very close to brushing against it, if not actually touching it a bit. Im kinda concerned, what should i do?
 

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azanon

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If your description is 100% accurate, you have approximately a 0.01% chance of pregnancy resulting from that.

What should you do? Quit worrying.

Heck, I'm glad you mentioned this. It never even occurred to me to be so "anal retentive" as to clean it off after taking off the condom.
 

Booblepook

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Your girl won't get you pregnant with that, but she could give you an STD.
 

penkitten

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i think the old saying goes... once it hits the air, its dead.
now, i don't know if it is true or not but the bigger question is why would she mount you afterward when she should be guzzling ?
 

Wiesman44

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gimmeyofonenumba said:
I had sex with my girl last nite. Used a condom. After i finished i took the condom off and laid back, i remember taking off the condom and tossing it in the trash from my bed, but i remember having a little bit of semen remaining on my schlong. I remember trying to wipe it off with my hand, but like 3 minutes after my girl mounted on top of me, and i remember her private area very gently brushed against my area. Im sure there was a very very small ammount left, and her area came very very close to brushing against it, if not actually touching it a bit. Im kinda concerned, what should i do?
Lol, there's nothing u can do, dude. Are you looking for reassurance ?

Yah, you have a VERY low risk of getting her pregnant. But what are we supposed to tell u ?

Oh, I have an idea:

Wait two months, and then kick her in the stomach really hard.
 

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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

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Women ovulate 14 days after the start of their period. The Egg is viable for 14 hours

give or take 1-2 days

so work it out if she even had an egg in her at the time
 

iqqi

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If you are over 18, go to your local Planned Parenthood and buy some Plan B for like $30 or $40. you don't need anything but your ID and the loot. No papers, no forms, no evaluations. You can do this as a guy, and it is good to have that box somewhere on hand in case an emergancy strikes. I'd advise all single men to grab a box.

Signed, Auntie iqqi
 
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