"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Concerned about pregnancy(serious)

gimmeyofonenumba

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I had sex with my girl last nite. Used a condom. After i finished i took the condom off and laid back, i remember taking off the condom and tossing it in the trash from my bed, but i remember having a little bit of semen remaining on my schlong. I remember trying to wipe it off with my hand, but like 3 minutes after my girl mounted on top of me, and i remember her private area very gently brushed against my area. Im sure there was a very very small ammount left, and her area came very very close to brushing against it, if not actually touching it a bit. Im kinda concerned, what should i do?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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azanon

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If your description is 100% accurate, you have approximately a 0.01% chance of pregnancy resulting from that.

What should you do? Quit worrying.

Heck, I'm glad you mentioned this. It never even occurred to me to be so "anal retentive" as to clean it off after taking off the condom.
 

Booblepook

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Your girl won't get you pregnant with that, but she could give you an STD.
 

penkitten

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i think the old saying goes... once it hits the air, its dead.
now, i don't know if it is true or not but the bigger question is why would she mount you afterward when she should be guzzling ?
 

Wiesman44

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gimmeyofonenumba said:
I had sex with my girl last nite. Used a condom. After i finished i took the condom off and laid back, i remember taking off the condom and tossing it in the trash from my bed, but i remember having a little bit of semen remaining on my schlong. I remember trying to wipe it off with my hand, but like 3 minutes after my girl mounted on top of me, and i remember her private area very gently brushed against my area. Im sure there was a very very small ammount left, and her area came very very close to brushing against it, if not actually touching it a bit. Im kinda concerned, what should i do?
Lol, there's nothing u can do, dude. Are you looking for reassurance ?

Yah, you have a VERY low risk of getting her pregnant. But what are we supposed to tell u ?

Oh, I have an idea:

Wait two months, and then kick her in the stomach really hard.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lordson

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Women ovulate 14 days after the start of their period. The Egg is viable for 14 hours

give or take 1-2 days

so work it out if she even had an egg in her at the time
 

iqqi

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If you are over 18, go to your local Planned Parenthood and buy some Plan B for like $30 or $40. you don't need anything but your ID and the loot. No papers, no forms, no evaluations. You can do this as a guy, and it is good to have that box somewhere on hand in case an emergancy strikes. I'd advise all single men to grab a box.

Signed, Auntie iqqi
 
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