"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Concerned about pregnancy(serious)

gimmeyofonenumba

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I had sex with my girl last nite. Used a condom. After i finished i took the condom off and laid back, i remember taking off the condom and tossing it in the trash from my bed, but i remember having a little bit of semen remaining on my schlong. I remember trying to wipe it off with my hand, but like 3 minutes after my girl mounted on top of me, and i remember her private area very gently brushed against my area. Im sure there was a very very small ammount left, and her area came very very close to brushing against it, if not actually touching it a bit. Im kinda concerned, what should i do?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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azanon

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If your description is 100% accurate, you have approximately a 0.01% chance of pregnancy resulting from that.

What should you do? Quit worrying.

Heck, I'm glad you mentioned this. It never even occurred to me to be so "anal retentive" as to clean it off after taking off the condom.
 

Booblepook

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Your girl won't get you pregnant with that, but she could give you an STD.
 

penkitten

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i think the old saying goes... once it hits the air, its dead.
now, i don't know if it is true or not but the bigger question is why would she mount you afterward when she should be guzzling ?
 

Wiesman44

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gimmeyofonenumba said:
I had sex with my girl last nite. Used a condom. After i finished i took the condom off and laid back, i remember taking off the condom and tossing it in the trash from my bed, but i remember having a little bit of semen remaining on my schlong. I remember trying to wipe it off with my hand, but like 3 minutes after my girl mounted on top of me, and i remember her private area very gently brushed against my area. Im sure there was a very very small ammount left, and her area came very very close to brushing against it, if not actually touching it a bit. Im kinda concerned, what should i do?
Lol, there's nothing u can do, dude. Are you looking for reassurance ?

Yah, you have a VERY low risk of getting her pregnant. But what are we supposed to tell u ?

Oh, I have an idea:

Wait two months, and then kick her in the stomach really hard.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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lordson

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Women ovulate 14 days after the start of their period. The Egg is viable for 14 hours

give or take 1-2 days

so work it out if she even had an egg in her at the time
 

iqqi

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If you are over 18, go to your local Planned Parenthood and buy some Plan B for like $30 or $40. you don't need anything but your ID and the loot. No papers, no forms, no evaluations. You can do this as a guy, and it is good to have that box somewhere on hand in case an emergancy strikes. I'd advise all single men to grab a box.

Signed, Auntie iqqi
 
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