"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Complimenting her body if you don't know her.

tr0ublemaker

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Is there a way to compliment a random desired girl with a nice ass, rack, or any other body part without looking like an a$$hole? My friend claims there's a "certain" way to do it.

I guess you have to really be crafty and clever with words to pull it off.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Nothing worse than the first thing you say to a girl being a compliment. Even a clever, crafty one. I mean, its fine to do it, but say something else first.
 

Zebedee

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First the compliments should be non sexual ie her hair, perfume etc when you feel that things are going well thats when the compliments can get a bit more sexual.
 

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From what I hear, you're not supposed to compliment her looks.
 

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tr0ublemaker said:
Is there a way to compliment a random desired girl with a nice ass, rack, or any other body part without looking like an a$$hole? My friend claims there's a "certain" way to do it.

I guess you have to really be crafty and clever with words to pull it off.
cause that won't come off as being an over-sexed idiot with a great big rocket in his pocket?.:crackup:

Only messing, no i don't think their is away to say that straight away...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bvbidd

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You could just look at her a the right way or whatever.

Nothing wrong with liking what you see.
 
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